16:40- Bastian: "I'll just make sure they're in the new Fantasia"
       -Will Smith: "DENIED!!!"

13:58 I almost choked to death on my soda here:

[after Rockbiter sings "Born to Be Wild"]
"Okay, let me make one thing perfectly clear, this is NOT jumping the shark. I'm gonna repeat that again, this is NOT jumping the shark. No, no, no.

[Inhales deeply]

Nostalgia Critic: This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its head on the wall... and then doing the SAME THING TO 12 MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!"

Oh god, I made my father take me to the cinema on this one when I was a kid. THE CINEMA, where you pay money for... this? And he did, without bitching about it.

Dad, I don't appreciate you enough. I love you.

Never Ending Story 4 Confirmed: Hugo Weaving will be playing The OoooOOooOoOo.

The villain of the first film was The Nothing, then it was The Emptiness. Me and my brother thought the third film would have The Never Was.

15:31 "We must NOT give in to the Nasty."

THAT is the most unintentionally hilarious line in a children's movie, ever.

He went all Gordon Freeman on that movie's ass.

Valcor in this film
is like they blended
tony the tigers voice + scooby doo+ patrick the  star!
sigh...

I'M FUCKING THE DVD!! I'M FUCKING THE DVD!!
That quote is awesome.

Jack Black doesn't deserve to have to play in such a shitty movie, he's too awesome for that

The " Im fucking the DVD" part
Inspired Ride to hell retribution XD

"We're supposed to be expelled, remember?" He says IN THE FRICKIN SCHOOL!

Bastion is like the doctor. He is constantly being played by different actors every time.

The timescale of this movie is confusing as hell. So in a matter of a few days, it's the start of the school year, Chinese New Year and Halloween, in that order?

...kay.

51 people had their DVD smashed by the critic.

As an Avatar fan I can't believe I'm saying this (but after the cockstorm my eyes just saw) but this movie makes me long for the elegance of the Last Airbender movie.

If you've read the novel, how does it stack up against the original film? Obviously the 2nd and 3rd are inferior, but even the author of the novel felt the 1st changed too much from the story....so I'd like to know which people think is best: Book vs First Film.

It's like the film is constantly screaming "Fuck you" at the viewer.

Prime example of how nostalgia critic episodes SHOULD be. No bullshit, just him in front of the camera ripping a movie apart then a short skit at the end of him reacting to how the movie makes him feel and drives him to destroy it in a funny over the top way. No pointless 10 minute intros with unfunny comic relief black guys trying to sound sinister with stupid voices or ugly fat chicks trying to be quirky with awful acting and shitty comedy. Just the nostalgia critic, the movie, no bullshit, no pointless shit. I wish he would realise that those dead weights are the reason he gets dislikes and losses views... all his fans want this style of reviewing back. Just do it already

How did Jack Black escape this ....THIS..... and have a carreer of any sort afterward.