"I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken." - MJK

"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close."

I love how Maynard is literally a parody of every frontman ever

Buy Fear Inoculum, so Maynard can afford waffles.

Interviewer: "ever though about doing an instrumental album"? Maynard:  "that would kind of leave me out of it" Priceless!

So that's why it's takes so damn long to produce a new Tool album, he waits until he cant afford waffles.

I have a feeling that Maynard is somewhat making fun of the audience that they will cheer anything.

THEY DID MAKE AN ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY (The Hobbit) FASTER THAN THEY MADE A SINGLE TOOL ALBUM.

It's always amazed me how MJK sometimes looks like a total badass and sometimes like an old librarian. One of my favorite humans.

Imagine walking outside one morning and Keenan is in your driveway on a forklift spiraling in a large circle.

They're like a boy band for men.

"I met Maynard through a friend from high school and we started..uh Tool" 😅😂

" i met maynard, through a friend from high school.  And we started....uh...tool" lmao

“Hi I’m Britney Spears...”

“I’m Whitney Houston.”

“...and we’re coming to you live from Hell.”

Maynard's dorky little laugh after explaining the situation about Jupiter always makes me howl

"I met Steven Spielberg and he was really short, and I was like, oh my God" -Adam Jones

Edit: It’s really been 3 damn years since this comment. Time flies. On another note... 1k? What the hell... lmao

This song... Is the last song.....crowd boos.... Before the next song crowd cheers lmfao

Adam Jones looks like the love child of Chewbacca and Frankenstein.

Interviewer: So, Maynard, what lead you guys to release Fear Inoculum?

Maynard: Initially we weren't supposed to make another record, 10,000 days was going to be our last, but I noticed I was running out of waffles and I couldn't masturbate without eating waffles and watching brokeback mountain. So I decided I needed more waffles and here we are. New album is called uhhh... Fear Inoculum.

I just love how serious people get about this band and don't realize that the band is fucking with them most of the time.