"I met Maynard through a friend in high school, and we started uh, tool" hahaha

“Just wanted to say, I have that exact same lens. The same lens”

"Buy it so I can afford waffles" haha

Tool had to cancel a show in San Antonio and then the make up show because of Danny Carey's bicep tear.  3rd time's the charm, right?  Tool walked out on to the AT&T Center stage in street clothes with ALL the house lights on.  Me and my buddies looked at each other like "Awwww sh!t!" Danny Carey has his arm in a HUGE sling and Maynard has a mic (not his stage mic) and basically says:
"You people have the worst luck.  I've got good news...and I've got bad news....." He kinda nods over to Danny then turns to the crowd and says "The good news is...THERE IS NOT BAD NEWS....hit the lights!!" The lights go down the crowd loses their sh!t!!!!  

Adam Jones is a vampire

it's so funny the way everyone takes them so seriously but they themselves are total clowns

Hello my name is mjkeenan but you can call me sir. XD

"New album out, 10,000 days. Buy it, so I can afford waffles." He's a man of the people

3:15 has to be the most un-Maynard thing I have ever seen Maynard do!

Carrey is too lovable and his hilarious awkward energy is priceless

I'm sure Maynard's had plenty of waffles since 2006 LOL

I cant hear Maynard speaking through a megaphone without expecting to hear him talk about carrots

I think Adam is one of the greatest Cromagnon guitar players alive.

"i met mayard through a friend in high school-and...we started....tool"
+silence+
+what has been said is starting to sink in+
+nervous knowing smiles of realization grow+
+shameful laughs ensue+
+maynard hangs his head+
disappointed knee slap of the defeated

2:15 Danny Carey....funniest part of this video. Four on the Floor....LMFAO

When Maynard said, "We have a new album out... it's called 10,000 Days" I thought that was the joke.

"Private Keenan why did you join the corp?" lol

Danny is a beast that the other TOOL members released from hell to play epic drums. He's gigantic, his voice is intimidating, and it sounds like he has an extra pair of fucking everything when he plays

"i feel like taking a bath"
fucking rekt

" i just want to be the first to say good bye hyanana"