Last story: wow... Telling a 17-year-old she is too young to be at the wedding since it is "child free" and then declaring they are old enough to babysit the kids several days.... Crazy..

Catering a wedding is VERY expensive that is one hell of a wedding gift and I don't feel like this is something anyone should expect from someone you are not inviting to the wedding. NTA

The tomato soup doesn't take that long. I make it from scratch. He is an ass and she should leave him.

When I was ten I caught the bouquet at my uncle's wedding. All the adult women made jokes about it pretending to be upset at how long it would take for them to get married now. It's just not that serious

That first story is so hilarious, for all the points mentioned but the couple effectively accused OP of being erratic enough to potentially cause drama at a wedding, without ANY proof that OP was even remotely that kind of person.
Why would you even ask the family of someone capable of that kind of thing to cater for you?
This sounds like the bride didn't know who she was until recently, and then threw a fit, and the groom didn't have the good sense to calm her down

The German suplex snuck in described as a hug had me laughing so hard tears were rolling down my cheeks, and now my dogs are wondering if I'm okay. 🤣

About deadlines: kids need to learn that and why they are important but as always we should be nuanced. A train/plane leaving at a scheduled time: you have to make sure you are on time.
Handing in paperwork no later than 11.59pm although the teacher won't start looking at it before the morning? Now that doesn't make sense.

The PDA story, I feel like we should all be so lucky to have grown up with parents who have such a loving relationship. It’s not worth addressing. I feel like this is so sweet. I love seeing older couples who are still very much in love.

They thought a week would be too late to cancel the catering. They thought they would have a cale and eat it too. 6:47

Tomato soup guy's fee-fees are hurted because his wife doesn't like what he's decided to cook.  He needs to grow up.

4:12  the "it's their wedding they can do whatever they want" sentence doesn't mean that consequences can't happen if their choice affects other people. This sentence should be for specific things the marrying couple want that might differ from a normal wedding. Wanna cut pizza instead of cake? Go ahead, it's your wedding. Wanna have assorted fruits as your bouquet? Why not, your wedding your choice. As long as it's harmless to anyone and in accordance with the venue rules, go ahead and do what you want.

It definitely does NOT apply to disrespecting your guest so blatantly and expecting no consequences. You can't uninvite a friend since childhood that has ZERO record of sabotaging your relationship and still expecting a gift from said friend's parents. They have the right to drop their very generous gift after someone they probably see as their son/close family disrespected their daughter because "fiancee is uncomfortable" (which we don't even know from the story if it's really from her)

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22:46 tomato soup does not take 3 hours to make from scratch.

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Regarding the catering gift being rescinded: at first I thought OP’s parents should have spoken to the couple and offer to still cater their wedding if the couple was willing to pay instead of accepting it as a gift. A week before the wedding was short notice to leave them with nothing. Then I realized, no, it would be incredibly awkward and the parents would be stuck there all night while everyone was likely badmouthing them. Getting out clean was the best option. The bride and groom made their bed.

And I definitely would have done the same if my child was treated the same way. Their was gift was INCREDIBLY generous. I don’t get how the bride thought she could uninvite the child while accepting such a gift from the parents.

Catering:  The bride is so dumb!  Op's PARENTS were coming to the wedding!  What would OP DO at the wedding to cause problems!?!?!

In the child-free wedding story. That was my first thought.  Aunt cut off the age limit to 18+, so that she would magically be available to babysit her kids.

31:31 In this context, single just means unmarried. Like when you're filling out documents and the options to check are:
[  ] Married
[  ] Divorced
[  ] Single

They have started occasionally including
[  ] Living with a Partner on some less significant documents, but generally they aren't concerned if you're in an unmarried relationship, situationship, throuple, elaborate polycule, or any other open-ended or otherwise ambiguous relationship. Like, this OP wouldn't even qualify for the Living with a Partner option.

The grading story.
Yes the penalty is harsh, but the daughter knew that going in and it still wasn't enough to make her take it seriously and get the work in on time.

We don't want the daughter growing up to be the person that expects cruise ships to wait for her.

What a great way to start my day. 😍 Any chores will be fun fun for the next hour because Josh and Kristie will keep me company and tell me stories. Awesome 👌