"Little boys are better than little girls because little girls are conniving." - My Aunt (R.I.P.)

6:36 The sister didn't break her toy, the toy just broke. That's why it's so messed up that she wanted him to break her sisters toy to "make it fair". Lol

No, see Rosie, the sister didnt break the toy though. it just broke
And she wanted someone else to *feel sad*.

I just googled how long cows live for...... Rosie, please take good care of yourself

Louis CK is great. This wasn't even his best stuff. I'd recommend "Of course, but maybe..." "Magic Mike" or "Being Broke"

"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will hurt forever."

This is the God's Honest Truth... when I got one of those motorized Spider-Man figures as a kid (Yes, I'm old now, if I can live with it, SO CAN YOU) I played with the sons of my dad's friend (as one does; it was Christmas) and within ten minutes they broke a leg off. When asked why, they just said they'd never seen Spider-Man with a broken leg before.

You should check out his "being broke" bit. One of my favs

I recommend you check out his stand up routine called "Of course, But maybe..."

Bill Hicks is another brilliantly dark yet real comedian, check out his bits about reality and drugs ("It's just a ride" & "A positive drug story")

we need our cow to watch ish 1000 players rich vs poor

8:44 AINT NO WAY SHE IS AFRAID TO SAY WOMEN ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK

Kids are wicked bro 😂😂😂😂

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Louis da goat

CHAOS!!!

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I think you'd enjoy the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg!

2:20 Oi, boys are definitely taught to have emotional intelligence, just in a different way. Not expressing yourself does not mean that you aren't emotionally intelligent.

3:55 As a professional boy I can tell you the trade secret. The driveway. You always get the sand from the driveway before going into a home. Any time you pass a driveway that has sand on it or on the side, you grab a handful. I wasn't a sand build kid myself. I was a rock build. They're actually completely separate skill trees with different buffs and debuffs.