Shoutouts to Mah-Dry-Bread for basically doing this first.

Go watch his video too to see how he did it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fhYBC1CYDM

Mah-Dry-Bread did a No Healing run at a Pokecenters and really only used the PC to deposit Pokemon, so we did slightly different challenges that are both pretty cool and have their own problems to solve (his is edited much better than mine too). Go check it out!

aka US healthcare system simulator

Quick note: Rare candies can be used as revives. The pokemon wakes up with the amount of HP they gained from leveling up.

When you’re a Pokémon trainer and have to much social anxiety to talk to nurse joy

Outrage is such a weird move, like imagine being absolutely livid and punching other pokémon, but then you get confused who you're angry at so you decide to punch yourself

The title implies that you are beating this game without pokemon, which brings to mind the image of hurling a max revive at your opponent’s pokemon until those little spikes that it has impale their jugular.





So thanks for that.

23:45 "I wish I could shove a CD into my forehead and learn how to fly" Yes dont we all chat.

40:03 this is called "foreshadowing"

"I peaked as a ten year old"

A true Pokémon Master

"Hi, I'm known as the MOVE DELETER"
"Yeah cool; look, I'm gonna need you to do exactly the opposite of that"

"Wow this will be really hard."
remembers PP
"oh god no"

"Remember kids, if it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate."

This playthrough in a nutshell

“No free heals” aH, American Pokémon

It’s so funny to look at the chat and see random conversations, like whether the Pokémon world would have Torchic McNuggets

Fun fact: in both gen 4 and 3 your rival’s starter will ALWAYS give 69 exp in the first battle

Edit: ik it’s been 2 years but holy crap why didn’t YouTube notify me of the 6.5k likes

I thought we were gonna see a ton of Hoen region pokemon, but it's clearly a Lo Lan run

Watching this in 2021 is pretty funny. Hearing SmallAnt talk about how  "beating the game without taking damage would be possible but super grindy" and knowing that he would later go on to do it and it was in fact SUPER Grindy. Or watching this man laugh at the thought of soft resetting to get a shiny Rayquaza, only to eventually wind up doing a shiny run full of soft resets.

"Unless we miss the tackle"

The end of this run takes me back to my childhood days.

Destroying everything in sight with just Rayquaza and an overleveled Swampert. Yup, that was me alright.

"If we ever encounter a grass type we scream."
Encounters a Shroomish
Doesn't scream
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