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Ranking Every Cocktail w/@AltonBrown

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On this episode of Best with Babish, Babish and Alton Brown are ranking every cocktail!

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0:00 Intro
0:57 Martini
3:32 Margarita
4:29 Old Fashioned
5:47 Mojito
7:12 Negroni
10:51 Manhattan
12:26 Whiskey Sour
14:00 Mai Tai's
15:22 Daiquiri
16:47 Gin & Tonic
17:36 Espresso Martini
19:34 Aperol Spritz
21:31 Paloma
23:23 Moscow Mule
24:00 Cosmopolitan
25:08 Bloody Mary
26:33 Piña Colada
28:03 The Relic
29:45 Gatorwine
31:14 Final Rankings

20 Comments

@AltonBrown 5 months ago Pinned

I have no memory of this event whatsoever. And yet, I do have this tattoo.

@ThisNameIsVeryClever 5 months ago (edited)

It's been a privilege to watch Alton grow from a family friendly food scientist into a bugfuck crazy food wizard through the years.

@luna-the-alchemist 4 months ago

Refusing to have grapefruit because of antidepressants while POUNDING cocktails is irony in its classiest form

@chuckzilla3000 5 months ago

Three things:
1. This was amazing.
2. A sequel would be super irresponsible.
3. We need a sequel.

@Grimmothy13 5 months ago

That story Alton told about the Martini and his dad was so beautiful, wow.

@jondehoff4512 4 months ago

Watched this after watching the last meal interview and the dichotomy of Alton Brown is climbing him up the ranks of my favorite people.

@sconzey 5 months ago (edited)

When I was a teenager, Alton taught me to cook in his “weird dad” era. Now is a very different time and we need a different Alton. This is the “bad uncle” era.

@Lookitsashley 5 months ago

I can’t believe Babish and Alton Brown got drunk friendship tattoos on camera together. Life can be so beautiful sometimes.

@Cloudreamer11 5 months ago

The off camera "oh dear god" when they chug the cosmo is everything to me.

@fatman123526 5 months ago

This was glorious. The sheer amount of editing they had to have done to work around those 2 being drunk. Imagine the aftermath that evening.

@edwardtdm123 5 months ago

"Vodka sucks" immediately followed by "I love you so much" perfectly captures drunk conversation energy. 😂

@isaiahfernandez4162 1 month ago

This is like growing up in a small town and your 29 and get plastered drunk with your Elementary school teacher

@whoisthisposer 5 months ago

Alton on every drink: I hate it

Alton on the very same drink: I rate it 10/10.

@TheForeverRanger 5 months ago

Elizabeth is never letting Alton visit Babish alone again after this.

@JamesLittle-x1f 3 months ago

I've never had a bad night after making the bartender gasp "dear god!"

@RobespierreHadItComing 5 months ago

Alton is an absolutely irresponsible chaos gremlin. And Babish is the most enabling mark there has ever been. Thus we have the greatest content ever made. Do it again, nerds. We need more.

@kj_crayons8287 5 months ago

Drunkenly telling your wife “you can do better” while getting her name tattooed on your risk is an incredible energy, thank you for this

@zachfroelich1152 1 month ago

You did it. You made the best ranking video on the internet. Everyone can stop trying now because this is the authoritative masterpiece of the genre.

@TheMadman5000 5 months ago

'did i ever tell you how i killed Prince?' i nearly had an aneurysm

@angrylittlespider4593 5 months ago (edited)

Today I learned there is a fine line between two men sampling drinks and two bros just sitting around getting hammered in the middle of the afternoon.