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5 Drinks ordered by Horrible People.

How To Drink

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The Customer is the Worst guys...here we go again.

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00:00 - Intro
00:36 - Crab Juice Mimosa
04:46 - Perfect Coffee
07:10 - Ol' Cran-Fashioned
12:49 - Creamy Cosmo
19:30 - Dirty Captain Gibson
24:22 - Frozen Bloody Mary
27:20 - Goodbye

Crab Juice Mimosa:
Build in glass
Add
Splash of Orange Juice
Fill with sparkling wine
Top with Crab Juice

Ol' Cran-Fashioned:
Build in glass
Add
2 oz. or 60 ml. Bourbon
4 Bar Spoons Simple Syrup
3 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Stir
Splash of Cranberry Juice
Garnish with an Orange Peel

Creamy Cosmo:
Build in shaker
Add
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Lime Juice
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Cointreau
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka
2 Lemon Peels
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Cranberry Juice
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Heavy Cream
1 Egg White
Add ice and shake
Strain into glass
Garnish with an Orange Peel

Dirty Captain Gibson:
Build in Mixing Glass
Add over ice
3 oz. or 90 ml. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1 oz. or 30 ml. Blanc Vermouth
Splash of Onion Brine
Strain into glass
Garnish with Cocktail Onion

Frozen Bloody Mary:
Recipe is doubled
3 oz. or 90 ml. Vodka
4 oz. or 120 ml. Tomato Juice
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Lemon Juice
Few Dashes of Worcester Sauce
1 Bar Spoon Horseradish Sauce
Pinch of Pepper
Pinch of Salt
Blend with Ice
Pour into glass
Garnish with Celery Stalk

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20 Comments

@howtodrink Creator 3 days ago Pinned

I truly believe Cometeer will blow your mind, and you can get $20 off your first coffee order, by visiting http://cometeer.com/howtodrink
Thank you to our Patrons for making the show possible, to become a part of the growing community visit http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon
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If you are making great cocktails at home and want easy access to great spirits check out Curiada at https://bit.ly/howtodrinkbottles - they deliver the best spirits right to your front door!
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@michaellemmons4759 2 days ago

I wouldn't mind seeing something that is this episode's polar opposite, where you find receipts for interesting takes on cocktails and find out if the customer is actually a genius.

@sk8rbunn 2 days ago

Crab juice mimosa is the drink of sophisticated deep ones. It's all the rage in Innsmouth.

@anoniemoose 2 days ago (edited)

*makes crab juice mimosa*

Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

@lucasotis9525 2 days ago

So this isn't relevant, but I figured I'd finally let you all know that this is my cat's favorite show.
We've even left it on for him as a playlist when we had to leave for a while or when there were loud noises out side. He actually will eventually come out to watch it if he's hunkering down in the laundry. Bit of an anxious gentleman.
His name is Wesley, named after Princess Bride since he's a saimese with a mask and blue eyes. He curls up and crosses his paws, watches intently. He is currently waiting for me to put on another episode.

I hope this thought soothes the horror caused by that absolutely atrocious mimosa.

@boiboh2954 2 days ago

I would wager that crab juice person meant clamato/CLAM juice and just had a senior moment.

@rheonotic 2 days ago

Greg: Makes a no music audio track
Also Greg: Sings the whole episode

Absolutely delightful.

@goblinwithaproblem 2 days ago

2:38 the drink threw up before you could

@dilbert719 1 day ago

I got about 3 minutes into the episode before we hit upon the name of the tavern these horrors emanate from: The Frothing Crab.

@cassidy9604 2 days ago

Greg, have you considered that B and N are next to each other on a keyboard and the customer may have wanted a splash of cran(berry) juice... you would have saved yourself all that pain 😂

@colinbecker7962 2 days ago

To think Homer chose Crab juice over Mountain Dew.

@Wraithstrike 2 days ago

The crab juice Mimosa sounds like something you order for someone else to punish them.

@sirsage3311 2 days ago

2:58 Frothing Crab Juice was my grunge garage band in highschool

@linhorne2962 2 days ago

Could the dirty captain morgan be a take on the 'dirty' sodas, where they're adding vanilla ice cream to create a float? Maybe a Captain Morgan float?

@veraarieta 1 day ago

Love the Townsend reference!!!!

@Arkay_T._Spaulding 2 days ago

You don't just smell the crab, it is a part of you now. There is no escape.

@stephens2241 2 days ago (edited)

I suspect there's a tiki bar somewhere serving something they call a "crab juice mimosa", which really has nothing to do with actual crab juice. And I think someone once had one, liked it, went home from their vacation, and ordered a C.J.M. from their local bar, unaware that this is not a well-known real drink.