YES I KNOW THE END OF THE VIDEO IS SILENT!!! It was the last of us music and then the tv show came out and copyrighted all the music cause that's apparently a thing! YIPPEEEEE

Ultrakill fans watching the 1384826403836492102th video about how good ULTRAKILL is

2:35 fun fact: the entire prelude is located outside of hell and is a facility made by man to harvest he’ll of its recourses and you only enter hell in limbo.

Sumary of ULTRAKILL negative reviews: no robot sex

Ultrakill fans commenting “ultrakill fans watching the 100000 video essay on why the game is good” for the 100000 time on a video essay about ultrakill

19:35 "I take pride in pissing off hell as much as possible"
Little did this man know, hell is sending all the fuckass demons and robots to fight him just for hell's entertainment

I think the reason people become so unhinged after playing Ultrakill, is because this is the only game i've played personally that enables your body to create liquid meth and put it directly in your veins.

Ultrakill video spotted. God, summon the 2 million unnamed ultrakill fans

Fun fact about the Cerber(i?): every statue of them is alive, most of them just choose to ignore you.

"Playing Dark Souls 1 at five years old" is probably one of the biggest "shit i'm old" moment i got recently.

the windows activation tab is a sign of gamer prowess unmatched by any other

“If there was reloading this game would fucking suck” The creater Hakita said that in a stream this means that you are truly Ultrakill Brained

I'm probably late but I wanted to add a few bits of lore:
The formation of the council was BECAUSE of the disappearance of God, which sent Heaven in disarray, and this time from God's disappearance and the formation of the council is presumenly when Minos rebuit Lust while Sysiphus organized a rebellion against Heaven, however they were both killed by Gabriel after the council formed.
The terminals where you buy stuff, check enemies ecc. are placed by humans, who found the entrance of hell and explored it before they became exinct.
The reason the game has a low poly aesthetic is because V1 canonically views in low res bc high res was useless and would've been too consuming for a war machine

19:26 Limbo Is already In hell. Its a Layer where people who didnt do anything wrong but didnt believe in god went. The fire isnt hell seeping into it... Its the Machines Seeping into hell. The Street Cleaners Burning everything to the ground

A simple way to describe this game is to tell you that there is an indicator for attacks you CAN'T parry.

It's funny how the newest layer would probably take longer than the length of this video to explain alone. I swear they used demonic magic in development.

Also insanely good video by the way, the best ultra-essay.

1:11:23 the game is so peak that even the video has sound bugs

Genuinely sad that the algorithm won't recommend videos like this more cause this was definitely on the more entertaining side of ultrakill content out there. Keep doin what ur doin.

“But you want to be like Alejandro in this game though”
So dead? Okay
proceeds to get mauled by a demon; screams are audible

Just wait till bro finds out about p-1 and p-2

We must keep IT top secret