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Creepy Christmas Classics - The Best of The Cinema Snob

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Compilation of weird Christmas films reviewed by The Cinema Snob, including Ms. Velma, The Magic Christmas Tree, Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin, Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose, and Santa's Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown.

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Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
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20 Comments

@charge77 2 years ago

Miss Velma's movie looks like an episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared before things get even weirder.

@cyrussoxlegion 2 years ago

I love how the Miss Velma video is presented in beautiful, crisp 6 x 4 resolution. Makes Sega CD games look like they have 8K graphics.

@clearcat7296 2 years ago

34:40 Ah Lloyd, we miss ya and your hijinks, may you be getting all the Tuna an Salmon wherever you are

@cristyablad 2 years ago

An over 2 hour Christmas Snob binge? Don't mind if I do!!!

@ECKohns 2 years ago

I want to see a Snob Episode on Santa and the Ice Cream bunny.

@DocZFlux 2 years ago

Santa’s Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) has to be right up there with Saving Christmas when it comes to my favorite Snob Christmas reviews

@carriekube7357 2 years ago

I'd say that Miss Velma's special is the creepiest of the four.

@very_hungry_butterfly 2 years ago

I have a theory about the Miss Velma Youth Singers. I thonk she kidnapped them as children 15 years earlier and wont let them go even though they've clearly aged out of the troupe.

@Evflasky 2 years ago

These and your religious Christmas reviews have been my binge this month! If there’s anything that gets me in my holiday mood, it’s the MANY snob Christmas onesies.

@Gambit771 2 years ago

Wizzo is the most disturbing of the lot and that's impressive.
I'm guessing the areas his show was on suffered decline when the children that watched this grew up.

@DarkVaati13 2 years ago

Man it's so fun to go back and rewatch old snob videos like this.

@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 years ago

The first one with the evangelist lady gun nut was among the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

@vanguardangel6912 1 year ago

I’m watching to this on my phone and for some reason, Miss Velma’s movie audio sounds like it’s coming from a foot away from my phone! How’d it get even scarier?!

@Rob1976x 2 years ago (edited)

Merry Christmas Brad Laura and Jack. Oh and of course Burt and Peral.

@naurmael 2 years ago

This is great. Miss velma is my all-time number one favorite episode of yours and what I use to introduce everyone to your content. Gladly will watch to start a two hour binge

@marquan1976 2 years ago

I just made a playlist of these movies and Brad shows me there was no need to. Merry Christmas

@louisduarte8763 2 years ago

Snob, I don't know how you find these weird-ass specials, or how they find you, but thank you for showing them to us and ripping on them ruthlessly.

@Raiokaiza 1 year ago

This video is my new Christmas tradition. Along with watching it throughout the year, haha. Thanks, Brad!

@PhantomAngel147 2 years ago

I gave this special too much credit. As they were announced, I was ready for Miss Velma’s “youth” singers to sing “Mele Kalikimaka” and was shocked to hear “Aloha ‘Oe” instead.