I went to make a happy appy joke in the comments much like everyone else.
Little did I know, I was comparing apples to oranges, and that's illegal.

You’ve seen happy apple get ready for the sinister citrus

Fruit-based horror is such a fun subgenre

I feel like this story grievously underestimated how unintentionally funny back-to-back-to-back descriptions of someone menacingly presenting the main character with an orange would be

she's holding an orange for an amazing reason (I haven't watched the video yet)

37:12 "he started openly hitting on me (in a homosexual way)" is the funniest way he coud describe it lmaooo.

He keeps saying ‘this is unbelievable I know, I wouldn’t believe this story either’ and interrupting the flow of the horror lol.

Someone has to write a romantic horrorcom crossover about Rose and Forenzik stalking each other, holding fruits and falling in love in the process 😳

davis left me for an orange....

i guess i should give evil davis a call

a thing of orange

I don’t know why everyone is bringing up happy appt in the comments of this video, it’s like comparing apples to oranges

"Worst case scenario, I'll be offered another orange" goes way harder than it had any right to

ah the classic nosleep "i know this sounds made up and you might think im a liar or crazy, trust me i know this sounds unreal and you can call me a crazed liar because i too would think that of myself if i was told this fantastical story, but im begging you to please believe me i really need some sympathy"

happy appy vs. horange orange

Nosleep titles are the horror equivalent of japanese light novel titles

you know I really really wish the narrator wouldn't put so many caveats of how unbelievable it is because it just makes me have less of an ability to suspend my disbelief 😭

Maybe Rose just wants the dude to get more vitamin c - nothing is scarier than scurvy

shouldve been the title of melania (2026)

What the hell was the point of taking the orange?  Why did every descendant get offered the orange?  Did he take the orange?  Why does it end “and we got married and that was that.”

The thumbnail made me start doing the Punisher "No, no, no, wAIT WAIT WAIT" because I thought it was Tommy Taffy 😭