Minecraft - A Cinematic Parasite
The Little Platoon
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The Minecraft Movie doesn't even attempt to spin a story out of its source material. It just leeches off its popularity. This will be the model for video game adaptations going forward.
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Timestamps
Intro - "It's Just A Kids Movie" - 00:00
Sponsor: Opera - 05:23
Four Quadrant Casting: 07:38
Steve Years for the Mines: 12:45
Into the Minecraftverse: 18:40
I Am Aquaman: 31:20
Sister & Lisp: 38:34
Creativity Is Not Punished: 45:14
Into the Overworld: 52:20
Lalala-Lava Chicken: 01:06:20
Nether’s Got Talent: 01:23:12
The Redstone Mines of Moria: 01:28:00
The Woodland Mansion: 01:34:55
Aquaman Dies, Nobody Notices: 01:40:50
The Final Battle 01:44:05
The Movie Gets Confused: 01:49:10
Outro: Play Games Instead: 01:54:15
20 Comments
A perfect film based on a plastic brick toy, that I loved as a kid and adore even more as an adult.
Because it's not about him.
"Because it has no story."
That, too.
The Minecraft Movie! In theaters now!
if this is what you think kids deserve then you should be kept as far from them as possible
The movie they made is one of the most cookie-cutter products ever.
No, but we are ruining the fun and being negative.
Minecraft - A Cinematic Parasite
The Little Platoon
284,687 views
Check out the Opera One R2 Browser at: https://opr.as/Opera-browser-thelittl...
The Minecraft Movie doesn't even attempt to spin a story out of its source material. It just leeches off its popularity. This will be the model for video game adaptations going forward.
Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!
His channel: @Altries
Here's his website (for commissions and such): https://altries.squarespace.com/?fbcl...
Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUP
The Minecraft EFAP: EFAP #331 - Breaking down A Minecraft Movi...
Support the channel!
Patreon: Patreon: thelittleplatoon
Channel memberships are open!
More from The Little Platoon
@LostChordMy second channel.
Twitter!
The Little Platoon: Twitter: PlatoonPod
Altries: Twitter: Altried_again
Friends of the channel!
@MrBrownAlliance
@TheMovieCynic
@GEEKWHATInc
Timestamps
Intro - "It's Just A Kids Movie" - 00:00
Sponsor: Opera - 05:23
Four Quadrant Casting: 07:38
Steve Years for the Mines: 12:45
Into the Minecraftverse: 18:40
I Am Aquaman: 31:20
Sister & Lisp: 38:34
Creativity Is Not Punished: 45:14
Into the Overworld: 52:20
Lalala-Lava Chicken: 01:06:20
Nether’s Got Talent: 01:23:12
The Redstone Mines of Moria: 01:28:00
The Woodland Mansion: 01:34:55
Aquaman Dies, Nobody Notices: 01:40:50
The Final Battle 01:44:05
The Movie Gets Confused: 01:49:10
Outro: Play Games Instead: 01:54:15
Yes, yes, this video is VERY late.