That poor aloe plant exists only to be shamed monthly for its stink 😂

"PLEASE you're ruining my life 😫!!"
I totally felt that Robert 😂

DIY glitter lashes sound like an easy trip to the ER for eye issues to me.

Marcus went straight off the rails from the intro, I cannot wait for the rest

“Here’s a list of two people that can fawk awff, Ashton and James” farewell to the juice that was in my mouth 🤣. Aww you two brighten my day! 🖤. Xx

“You’re one of those people who need a hack to drink water” why is this insult extra devastating in a video making fun of hacks 😅

"Tired? Put on a bit of tinted lip balm."  Excellent hack!  🤣

love that they will absolutely destroy their faces with DIY skincare but they draw the line at putting egg in their real hair

"It's your weekly reminder we aren't the same person"
My child literally 2 seconds later: "but they are same person? That's not possible"
The day my kid learns about twins.

Egg whites in the hair is the old-school way we would make Liberty Spike Mohawks stand straight in the 80s . Sometimes your hair would be 9” tall. I don’t recommend this for daily “Normie” hairstyles. The edd white (which you want to whip into a froth first) is very hard and unnatural finish. BUT for you neo-punk kids, this is how you achieve the look. Or white glue mixed with a bit of water. Yes, tall spike hair was sometimes a product of Elmer’s glue. Gen X was an innovative generation 😂

“You're gonna go outside and your hair’s gonna scramble” 😂😂😂 that made me CACKLE so loud. That “hack” was disgusting 🫠

I'm obsessed with Robert saying "horrible boy today" and James just cackling with devious glee

The egg hack reminds me of when my friends and I were in our emo/scene/goth/punk phase; one of the guys used eggs to spike his long hair into a mohawk and it totally worked and was completely solid. We were at an an indoor all day metal/screamo festival and it was so hot inside and as the day went on he started to smell…rotten, he had to go home and shower it all off. 🤢

The brown lines on the neck cracked me up.  I agree what was the problem?  Strangle marks? Fake tan lines? Wrinkles?   It was crazy.

“When you don’t really talk outside of work and don’t know what to say” 😂😂😂💀 we love you, Marcus!!

i'm thinking the fake dimples gave robert a scary killer doll face, and he comments on his labial folds.   that made me laugh so damn hard!!!!

I suspect 5 minute crafts did a giant bulk buy of aloe vera plants a few years ago and are trying not to let them go to waste😗

I laughed so hard today 1. Robert being over James and that rice paper 2.the appreciation for Aloe plants contribution 3. Robert and the dimples and 4. James song with the eyelash  🤣🤣🤣🤣 10 out of 10 Jackie's for today's video 💜🖤💜🖤

This is your weekly reminder to turn on Ashton’s captions! 💖

The dubbing 😆

I think Marcus made up the hack of putting the powder in the puff to make Robert smack himself in the face a bunch of times. 😅