My guy really made 11 videos 8 years ago and dipped, never to be seen or heard from again, an even greater legend than Geralt of Rivia himself🙏

Geralt literally only having sex with redheads in this game.

"sends harry potter to hell to meet his parents" that line was gold

"and boom... there's 30 hours of your life gone"
Best way to end a video - ever.

"but if you don't think that having a werewolf for a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face" ROFL

Came for the story, stayed for the "hot load of justice"

and there: "BOOM - 18 minutes of my life gone"

no regrets though.

17:29 "Siked to be finished with this game's shitty combat system"   man, that line had me on the floor rolloing.

"But Jackie was naive to think he could escape the dick". Lmao. Well, this was hilarious and thorough. Very much enjoyed this recap.

"But if you don't think having a warewolf as a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face!" this was a killer line

Dude, I do not regret choosing this as my story recap. Hilarious as all hell.

"With the dirty work of half the village under his belt..."

Did you mean: Every RPG ever

Wanted geralts full story but couldn't handle this games horrible combat. With this i can just move straight to 2 and 3, thanks :D

7:55 truer words have never been spoken.

"Psyched to be finished with this games shitty combat system..." Lmao, thanks for the vid, was great.

"She says a lot of words to him, but then they fuck so he forgives her." Fucking got me rolling hard.

5:51 “Javed goes full bitch mode crying on Harry Potter for some back up " had me in stitches!

"but ofcourse, a pervert like HP always have some chloroform on deck" Hahhaha amazing storytelling

"or hit him with a little slap and tickle" this guy is so funny

I know this video came out 9 years ago, but this is lowkey funny as fuck. You did a really good job at explaining the key parts of the games story while also maintaining a smile on my face with the witty remarks. Very well done!