Wanna know the neat part? When OSHA comes to investigate, you just gained more test subjects!

~Come with me and you'll be
In a world of safety violations...~

0:33 wearing the black mesa scientist uniform while making an anti aperture science video was TARGETED

11:40 I love how once you mention the tests that can kill you the violations almost double

"Ethics Violation" is GLaDOS's middle name

I like how you dressed appropriately with a ridiculous tie

The difference between our shower thoughts and chips are his are backed by science

The purpose of GLaDOS's tests appears to be putting test subjects in mentally challenging puzzles with dangerous stimuli as puzzle elements in the hopes of something psychologically interesting happening. "How test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."

Cave's tests, besides the blue paint incident, seem to mostly be designed around putting test subjects in mentally challenging situations before/after/while exposing them to dangerous stimuli completely unrelated to the puzzle in the hopes of something biologically interesting happening.

Since all the testing elements are stable, it seems like the only one of these that could remotely be used to develop Aperture technology would be Cave's, but GLaDOS doesn't understand the distinction and she just keeps testing with tech that's already perfected on the one test subject who cares least.

3:05 We're getting real "DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE" with this one

Rule 1 was broken by a doctor once who took some bacteria he wanted proved that caused gastritis (he was a gastro researcher) and the process would take too long following regulations. He drank the bacteria. Then treated.
He earned a prize for that.

17:32 It's also a lie motivated only by the desire to insult. So rule 6

Here is my guess for the number of violations.

A lot

It’s all worth it for the cake they told me I’ll get though

if the multiverse testing initiative was canon then the amount of violations would be near infinite

The initial report alleges dangerous interaction between human test subjects and deadly military androids.

This is a complete fabrication, as the footage obtained from our test subject's run through our testing tracks shows no such interaction, and in fact shows no military android at all, and their only trace is sharing a test chamber.

Turrets are a civilian product and do not qualify as androids on account of their shape.

As such, the investigation is invalid and the shutdown completely unlawful.

We wish you a nice rest of the day,
Aperture Science legal department.

Reminds me of the video on Portal's OSHA violations.

I like how this switches between "killing people is illegal" and "that is not proper scientific method:(" constantly

Well,one of the signs in Portal 2 say: "Tell your supervisor if you see;
OSHA inspector "

fun fact about rule 4: the entirety of both games (except the credits of the co-op storyline in portal 2) violate the 4th rule since apart from doug rattman's dead body, chell is the only conscious person in the building

Did you know, that people with a sence of guilt are more easily statled by loud noi- ASBURDLY LOUD TRAIN HORN