"A harem of Femboys?!?" Friggin' SENT ME. I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Flint is bad but the mum doesn't even have the 'selling rocks nearby' excuse. She isn't even dead, she just left for reasons unexplained.

Pat, Jessie is NOT 15 years old, she is a grown adult and James is too.

25:15 Jessie and James aren’t teenagers. It’s kinda ridiculous that people have had to write essays on this subject, because it shouldn’t be as much of a debate as it is, but they’re in their twenties.

"France is actually not a real country." You got us. We're actually comedians. And not even paid for our performance...

The reason they probably added the selling rocks thing is because in Japan people buy some sort of like a gamble thing just to see if they get jade or not

Usually I enjoy Patterz commentary but Wheazy completely took over with his comedy lmaoo. I already watched the OG vid before but watching it again it's just as funny.

I still find it hilarious that, of Pikachu and Onix, Pikachu is the one who hits harder. Also, they gave the Pikachu a new hat, so there, the characters do change in the anime. Oh, and, fyi Pat, Ash has died 7 times.

6:27 whats more messed up is they retcon Brock's dead mother and throw her into Pokemon Chronicles and since Brock had to care for all of the siblings alone, for as long as he did means that BOTH parents abandoned all of their children. A couple of them cant be more than a year or two old. They should both definitely be in jail for neglecting all their kids oof.

4:52 ash had a whole night and never asked “what if he binds me again”

2:00 I will point out that Brock is actually the oldest of the trio at like the 16-ish year old mark, with Misty at 13yrs and Ash at 10; But yea, Brock is literally the edgy high school sophomore sitting in the dark waiting for someone to show up so he can throw rocks at em

The first gym: Onix
Second gym: The "Ash stole my bike" companion
Third gym: Giant Raichu
Fourth gym: Ghost makes gym leader laugh
Fifth gym: Firefighter
Sixth gym: Ninja
Seventh gym: Volcanic Magmar
Eighth gym: Mewtwo

3:05 Ash's butterfree doesn't know confusion btw💀💀💀💀💀

As ridiculous as most of Ash’s Kanto gym matches were, it was really nostalgic to go back and look through them all.

Jessie’s canonically 25

Words cannot describe how unbelievably let down I was as a kid, the moment I realized Ash would be battling Jessie and frigging James for his final badge, especially after they teased us with Giovanni and the crazy armored Mewtwo!
I guess it helped to build anticipation for when Mewtwo Strikes Back came out not long after, but still!

You asked what happened to Sabrina's mother? Fun fact she was also turned into a doll but was turn back into a human alongside Brock and Misty

36:30 Ash caught a petrified Latias. Based on the speed it was falling thats effectively over 14000lbs.  For context this makes him stronger than MCU Captain America by a lot. Ash may have just put a hole in Mewtwo

Even in an anime analysis reaction vid, Dylan still gets roasted! XD

Funfact, Jesse and James were actually canonically extremely competent up until they met Asb and Pikachu