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I watched all 8 Harry Potter Films and it broke me.

marcgallagher32

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All 8 Harry Potter films explained like you’ve never seen before — with Aussie humour, wild slang, and brutally honest commentary. From Philosopher’s Stone to Deathly Hallows Part 2, Bazza takes you through the wizarding world with jokes, rants, and endless 'Heavily Implied' moments.

If you’re a Potterhead who loves movie recaps, comedy, or just want to laugh at how ridiculous Hogwarts can be — this compilation is for you.

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - The Philosophers Stone
24:55 - The Chamber of Secrets
01:16:07 - The Prisoner of Azkaban
02:06:40 - The Goblet of Fire
03:12:53 - The Order of the Phoenix
04:23:30 - The Half Blood Prince
05:39:41 - The Deathly Hallows Part 1
07:03:17 - The Deathly Hallows Part 2

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20 Comments

@marcgallagher32 Creator 1 year ago Pinned

If you make it to the end of the vid drop a comment here 👇

@smb-SuperMarioBrandon_DeSanta 1 year ago

Aussie explains every false copyright claim and has to keep reuploading his videos with edits to get around it.

@Punkachuuu 1 year ago

No lie, I've already listened to this 4 times. I'm in uni taking molecular genetics and the professor always opens the lecture with a Harry Potter trivia question. So every time I can't figure out something to listen to, I come here.

We've gotten all of the questions right so far, ya bloody pelicans.

@graduator14 1 year ago

Rewatching the entire bloody series is TIGHT!

@nokowinsidence9854 1 year ago

I didn't say that if all the Harry Potter breakdowns were uploaded in a single uncut super movie that I'd watch them all again, but it's heavily implied.

@Reivibes-sub 1 year ago

“You need 8 hours of sleep” but this is my sleep

@muramasa761 1 year ago

“Are we going to enjoy this video?”… it’s heavily implied

@Rocking231 9 months ago

When Snape died he should have deducted 3 bazillion points from griffindor

@NoahGooder 3 months ago

watching this feels like i am having a drunk uncle tell me a bedtime story. Yall somehow increased the whimsy of the original movies.

@yulip7139 1 year ago

He says he watched a sick movie when in reality he made the equivalent of 4 or 5 'sick' movies

@artoriapendragon3234 9 months ago

The reason Arthur and Harry took the train to the ministry instead of apparating was because Arthur wanted Harry to make a good impression by arriving non-magically, especially given what he was on trial for. Its never explained in the movies, and that's a huge miss.

@the3Ebroadcast 1 year ago

Now that Harry Potter is done I love that you're doing the Fantastic Beasts series next. I mean, you didn't say that but it's heavily implied...

@stevemiller6766 1 year ago

Eight hours!? Eight hours? Where were you when I was recovering from surgery and needed 8 solid hours of top tier entertainment? Man... gonna take a bunch of cold ones to get thru this...

@VirtualFORTRESS 10 months ago (edited)

3:04:30 The "if you're still watching this there's something wrong with you" hits extra hard when you're watching the 8 hour version for the 4th time...

@BeenHereTooLong78 11 months ago

Yes. This is EXACTLY how this series happened. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

@Forestdude9000 2 months ago

I'm in disbelief that Moody's plan in the movie was for them to all go together. In the book they scattered and flew in random directions and the only reason Voldemort knew who to chase was because Hedwig saved Harry from an Avada Kadavra.

Also, for the record, in the books the Borough was considered safe because it never got attacked in the previous one. So it was just a house in the middle of nowhere that was owned by a family considered by the Death Eaters to literally be the lowest of all Wizarding families. Even knowing that Ron was Harry's best friend there is 0 chance anyone in the Wizarding upper class knows the Weasley's address.

@gineis8105 11 months ago

This really reminds me of a german youtuber "coldmirror" who did Harry Potter synchros for the first, second and fourth movie called "Harry Potter and a rock", "Harry Potter and the sectret Porno Cellar" and "Harry Potter and the plastic cup".
Legendary german youtube history right there.

@Stealabrainrot233-h2y 1 year ago

Idk how I’m gonna watch all of this I’m gonna stay up all night tonight

@JamesA_TheZombieSlapper 1 year ago

THE ULTIMATE BINGE VIDEO IS HERE!!! Now I too can crack open a cold one at 9am and not have to touch my second monitor all day!

@artoriapendragon3234 9 months ago

About the Seven Potters plan. The Motorcycle is much faster than any normal Broom, in the books, Arthur modified it so that it had Dragon Fire rocket boosters and various mid air traps and weapons, making it exceptionally powerful, stopping quite a few Death Eaters in their tracks. Also Harry is known for being a talented flier, so Moody's logic was that the Death Eaters would go for the Harries on brooms first, and especially go after the Harry with the most powerful Auror, which was Moody, and they'd underestimate Hagrid overall.