0:40 It's me Gordon, Barney from Blapeture Mesa

6:06 Half Life: Spy edition

2:27 good ol uncle joey

Everyone says how gordon or adrian were unprepared, but gordon has a mini-mech suit, and adrian has military training. Barney had nothing, and traversed xen before any of the others, and just waltzed out like a goddamn madman. Then in half life 2, we clearly see that after the time jump, barney has taken control of the resistance, and singehandedly did 82% of the resistances goals. Barney is him.

my sense of humor is broken beyond repair

It's me Gordon, Barney from black mesa

5:59 Gordon's worst fear

2:49 In Half Life 2 Lore; Gordon understands their suffering when he goes through the city for the first time and when he is asked to pick up the can. That is why he puts them all to sleep. Because he knows there is no other way. He never judges their reasons to become metrocop. He understands and makes them understand his reasons by using crowbar.

5:15 why yes actually, I did play opposing force today! I just learned that if you use the cheat "impulse 101" it not only gives you every weapon in opposing force, it also gives you every weapon in base Half-Life. I ended up confused as I obliterated a headcrab zombie with the tau canon. I also no clipped through the door to the first Gman sighting and proceeded to unload (my ammunition) onto him. The security officer for some reason said to me "Hey, what did I ever do to you?" Like, WHAT?

2:21 killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:59 POV: You're being dragged into hell by satan himself

0:10 GORDON! THAT DROPSHIPS COMIN RIGHT FOR US! AUGGHHHHHGGGHHH! dark n' gritty explode

“ “ - Gordon Freeman

That "you found the right girl, but now you're the wrong person" is so relatable

0:54  it’s me Gordon !! Barney from Black Mesa

5:57 it would been peak cinema if this was the second meme in the video

0:16 Ace Combat music 🤩

"sweet dreams"
1:44 the dreams that I have

About that beer I owed ya.
Its me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa.
Sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras.

3:54 just can't explain with words 😂