I'm just saying, you could probably get some community college theatre kids to reenact this WHOLE trial as a YouTube mini-series, front to back, for like, $1,000 + exposure.

Someone said on a short that Mouton looks like a very ticklish guy and I couldn't agree more

Mouton had Dear Leader present at his wedding and dares to ask for a GIFT?!? What gift can even be worth mentioning alongside his personal attendance?

This transcript makes it look like such a clown show. Joan not knowing what document is what or where things should be. Amazing.

Brettler is basically Dagoth Ur, incredible.

I think I understand where Pisco has this whole shtick from. It looks like in a deposition like this you could immensely frustrate the other side by, in bad faith, constantly asking for the definitions of words they use, such as:
- What do you mean by publish?
- What do you mean by show?
- What do you mean by post?

The follow-up question, though, is: Why would Pisco use this bad faith tactic against people he is supposedly friends with?

Mouton was cooking on this one.

Hearing Kafka’s tonal shift with regards to Joan’s behavior and with respect to the law in general, you can tell it pisses him off from a fundamental level. Especially at the federal level, he takes this shit incredibly seriously and he’s a true believer. I’m here for it.

"URLs have to be the same to point to the same file, right?"

That's a negative.

I love coming here  so I can learn phrases that the kids are saying like “get snarked”

And by kids I mean anyone under 40

Get snarked Mr. moot

No orbiters are safe from the mouton snark, bro just fans the hammer

1:36:00
> Doe sues Joan for malpractice
> hires Brettler as representation

the kino writes itself

Lmfao Mouton stirring the pot with the Dan and Darius friend comments. Fucking diabolical. I love it.

This depo would be 6 hours shorter if Plantiff's representation understood the difference between "All messages" and "All messages responsive to this case"

2:11:24

Dan be like, “flock cameras aren’t bad, they’re just solving future crime.”

Lookin’ ass.

27:25 Joan will say shit like this and their side will never put in a motion to compel all throughout this long drawn out case. What a joke.

Phoenix Wright Cross-Examening a Parrot was more legit than this shit

58:39 the tools she's referring to here are part of the "ediscovery" process. While they are incredibly helpful and useful , especially in cases with lots of different types of data , like patent litigation ( where you need to know who accessed what files at what times)... the law surrounding discovery doesn't concern itself with the methods used to gather discovery, instead with what has to be produced.

Just fyi

the ai voice for brettler is killing me lmao why’d they make him the gigachad voice

It was crazy when D man said "yeah all 1 billion dollars i made last year came from Israel"