Shawn is like the 70 year old guy in my apartment building who ends up telling me a story about how he ended up in a random island on his boat at the age of 20 when I ask him "how is your day"

Get Craig Jones on here and have him write on a white board.

This is Clown. Very legit.
I've met him before, just a little fan. And this is how he talked to me.
Yes... This is how he treats his fans.
People will always say he's arrogant, but the truth is, he's more legitimate than 99% of other band people I've met.

Clown and I talked about the Maggot Bible for about 20 minutes. And he wasn't trying to leave or get me to go away, he was actually excited to tell me about it, even thanking me.
I love Clown <3

Xfiles in the background

I would like to see this show with Sid from Slipknot

A Standard Interview With Shawn
Interviewer: asks simple question
Shawn: delivers half hour, nonsensical philosophy lecture

Clown is a great storyteller

x files theme? The clown is illuminati confirmed

I would love to hang out with Slipknot because they seem like the most chill guys.

these metal guys are always so nice and down to earth off stage

How fucking cool is Clown!? He completely embodies the word passion. I've never seen anyone put more effort into this Fact or Fiction thing.

Please do Jim Root!

Imagine a audiobook by Shawn, just imagine what that would be like.

Randy Blythe skateboarding by 😂

even though shawn pronounced his name clearly three or four times, the interviewer still called him crayon

Most interesting member of Slipknot that actually talks.

Shawns reputation precedes him. The interviewer is really nervous. I would be too.

Clown - "I brought Cow heads"
Graham - "Beautiful"

He seems like such a nice person. "No, there's no notches, we're just here to educate." He sounds like he would be somebody's favorite school teacher lol

Now we need Chris, Mick Jim, Craig, and Sid to do this