Music! yes? no? good? bad?

Iron Guardsman watching a Cadian squad get overwhelmed: “This is what happens when you mock the grooming standard.”

I'd watch a sitcom taking place inside of a bunker in the middle of an Ork, Tyranid or Chaos infested planet with the main characters being a Maccabian Janissary, a Death Korps Kriegsman and a Mordian Iron Guardsman.

"We will build a wall with lasfire, and make the xenos pay for it."

Mordia: Look at my well kept cities!
Cadia: ...?
Mordia: The secret ingredient is Violence.

I remember reading somewhere that commissars assigned to the iron guard have a tenancy to get written up for insufficient attention to dress and deportment, with the complaint then filed with the regiment's morale officer... AKA the Commissar.

Iron Guardsman: We are the most disciplined of all regiments. We beat our own citizens back on Mordia.

Death Korps Guardsman: Beat them? We nuked our own home planet when they tried to rebel.

Cadia stands,
Mordia obeys,
Krieg remembers.

40 minutes on Mordian "if I´am going to die, I am going to die fashionable" Iron Guard, praise Kek

Mordian Iron Guardsmen can use the shine from their boots to amplify the power of their lasgun.

Nitroglycerin in a ferret's anus?

Arch's explinations are .... original

You know I feel like these guys are the only people who wouldn't use that book for emergency toilet paper

Best recipe for defending a fortress: Mordian Iron Guard, Maccabian Janissaries, Sororitas, Kriegers, and Imperial Fists. That wall ain't ever gonna break.

*Peace through superior firepower

while the  Mordian Iron Guard and maccabian janissaries are busy fighting each other, the Death Korps roll up, pacify the planet and then execute both regiments for incompetence

In the immortal words of the engineer
“Use a gun. If that don’t work, use more gun”
Mordia took that to heart

FINALY IMPERIAL GUARD VIDEOS ARE BACK!!!!

DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG NEXT???

For Jurgen's sake, please cover the Valhallan Ice Warriors!

So does this mean every single one of them could be a Commissar?

Catachan Jungle Fights next please. Who doesn't want to hear about a planet full Rambos.

Soooo...Space New Jersey?  But less guidos and better dressed?  And smells better?