"Point in a direction and scream HERETIC and watch them go"

Priceless

"Bigfoot, a story of a lone genestealer, a Warhammer 40,000 novel coming to a store near you!"

"He who defends everything defends nothing" Unless you're Cadia, Cadia might see a Tyranid attack as a pleasant Sunday afternoon.

"...how to deal with tentacled hive monsters"

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

Tyranids have no enemy... only food...

A 40k game about a Tyranid invasion, all stages included, would be amazing.

Uncovering a planet-wide conspiracy (and attempting to actually persuade people it's true, only to find out much of them are already "in the know"), in a horror setting, which then later develops into fully fledged survival as the hive swarms and consumes your planet.

Alternatively, shoot the big ones always, and watch in confusion as the little ones spontaneously develop seizures and die.

Damn Sixth edition!

I thought the God Emperor already solved this problem.  You know, use bug spray mixed with Promethium and some bioagents in space.  And possibly fly swatters.  That's what he told Kitten to do anyway.

Tyranids attack katachan... Norm queen wanders why the drop zone went silent, on the ground a hive tyrant lands near a barking toad and was never seen again.

Damn, it took you quite a long time to basically say: "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM."

I got an ad for Scientology for this, now we are talking about genestealer cults.... coincidence? X)

Arch war hammer has been targeted by all nearest Lictors as a result of this video

huh..glad this dosent exist....

looks down
no jeans

JEANSTEALERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tyranid invasion would make a god dam EPIC movie!

It’s terrifying thinking about trying to hold a planet for a month against Tyranids, knowing that there’s no help coming.

so basically you want to be like Helm's Deep in Lord of the Rings

Now, if I end up living for many milennia and one day find myself in command of a planet soon to be under siege by Tyranids, I will remember to boot up this video as my instruction manual. Thank you, Arch.

The Administratum, Astra Militarum and the Imperial Navy would like to commandeer this video for educational purpose. Your cooperation highly appreciated and under any circumstances which you cannot comply, the Inquisition would be more than happy to liberate you from the burden of owner ship of this video.

We look forward for your respond

The Emperor protect

Arch: "This is the genestealers"
Shows pyrovore.

Wonderful timing.

13:00

"Hurling little screamy things at it"

Is now officially my favourite statement of the day