Hello lovelies! I am currently recovering from surgery and my goodness it’s taken it out of me so I’ve not been as active as I usually would be online!

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“There’s no storage” - let’s fill the medicine cupboard with mouldy tat!

"It looks like stained glass!" says the person high on LSD.

That "Please help me, I'm going insane" clip rings through my head daily 😂

I wish they revisited the bathroom a month later when the border has dropped off the wall thanks to steam from the shower…

Nancy is a chaos demon that Joan summons by ritualistically sacrificing a Michael's employee.

my family are always desperately confused when I describe things as looking "just like stained glass"

“Nancy won’t let me paint” made me LOSE it

That is quite possibly the ugliest children's bathroom I've ever seen. Nancy is a menace lol.

How many Beanie Babies will be flushed down the toilet??!! 😆😆

The moment she said “the whole pallet is coming from this border” I knew it was all lost

Not the turtle necked gay trying to explain away the glory hole rug  🤣🤣🤣

NOT THE GLORY HOLE RUG!!! AHAHA

Hey, so, I just happened upon an interview today with Joan, the legend herself on the recent virality of decorating cents. I was saddened to hear that apparently a lot of people have been being needlessly unkind to her and putting all the responsibilities of a show on her, a meager host. She talked about how she would have no idea what was actually going to go on until the last minute and lot of the random paints came from discount sections at home Depot and they just kinda went with whatever they got. She also apologized for the Native American sacred prayer design choice and said that was the one time the owner came in and said "hate it, put it back". She is also selling merch based off of the more silly moments from the show and donating money to the worlds central kitchen from it. So I'm glad she made something good out of a rough situation.
Edit: Also also, every house done was within a 30 mile radius from Minneapolis and I thought that was interesting.

Edit again: The full interview is from Schmatta Mag for anyone interested.

THOSE POOR FISH!!! 🐟 🐠🐡

Making the fish tanks the focal point of the room by covering it up with plants…ok…

Come along, children! Time to take a bath in the mold chamber!

Everyone just ignoring the humidity issue that comes with putting CLOTH TOYS in the bathroom. Why not bath toys, did they not make them int he 90s??

Moving the table and chairs 2 feet to the left made me cackle so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂 Pure genius.

And here I thought "adding storage" was going to be a shelf and placing a unit around the sink... oh boy... did not expect them to be making a mould farm.