I’m on my 12th hour of my 8-hour shift, covered in grease and cuts. A heat warning is in effect, and I haven’t had anything to eat since 9am but I can’t complain. I could be Phil, so heroically sitting in his chair buying cards.

Phil is the worst middle manager you’ve ever had. “NAOW, Let’s go and hit those sales milestones OKEYYYH Or else we won’t get the Pizza party!!!”

If Phil were a manager somewhere in a different timeline, a disgruntled employee would have shot the place up

Remember how angry he was before he met khet

"Guuuise 👏 support is low, what do I mean by that 👏 it means I need donations, super chats and kicks right now come on 👏👏👏 go👏go👏go👏"

He’s living hand to mouth. He’s constantly on edge .. and something freaked him out last week. It’s all getting a bit tense in the snort fort.

phil ordering pizza was as bad when kingcobra jfs ordered $100 pizza r.i.p.

Hellloooo Mr Fish & Fish Bowl people! ❤

"Gimme your money. I'm entitled to it! You see how good I am at sitting on my ass and being bad at games. Give it to me now!"

I still fail to understand -- why would people PAY, to watch someone else open stuff they're not going to get??

I wish i could go back in time to when i hadnt fallen in the rabbit hole of dsp. I had heard of him but i didnt know anything. Rip

I absolutely hate that man

This dude is just like a.i. when you try to tell it to "Act excited."

To expensive

Only Phil would cry about spending 5$ on food yet demand people dump hundreds on him for his pathetic nontent

"Tell me in chat right now where you get all your money from!?" ... uhmm the electric company i work for?

New to the channel love the quality! Will definitely check out the streams. Nice video.

I’m dying at the 15 minute mark… All this talk coming from the guy who CRIED REAL TEARS to his mommy (also lying to her in the process) to come and bail him out financially and not just once hahaha

He begs more than he plays the game. 😂😂😂 He's definitely addicted to Pokemon trading cards.

Phil's pigroach luck just didn't cut it this time around.

I bought a box of Rarity Collection 5 one time and the best card I pulled was a starlight rare stamped Mystical Space Typhoon, which was like $20 at the time. It happens.

If folk aren't in the know, WingsofRedemption waddled his way back to the internet. He said he was leaving online life, only made it four months, and he's fatter than ever. He claims he's still at 445lbs, but also admits he hasn't done anything in sixteen weeks. Nothing but sleeping, eating and sulking. Dude is pushing 500, money on the table.