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OnlyUseMeBlade: Vegas DUI Disaster! | Cops End Stream! | Lolcow Update

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OnlyUseMeBlade terrorizes Vegas on his motor scooter, harassing women, driving into oncoming traffic, and being confronted by police!

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20 Comments

@TheVideoGameManiac 19 hours ago

MajorChilla made a damn good joke that Onlyusemeblade respawned in the hospital like a GTA character. 🤣

@jordanhazelwood2546 17 hours ago

This is why Marvel Studios will never make the next Blade movie.

@JennyNobody 17 hours ago

He is such a MEAN person. Him and Foodie Beauty should get together. They deserve each other.

@hideflen 18 hours ago

It’s so bad, but I’m literally crying laughing at “POV you are Blade falling over”

@WhiteHatH4x0r 19 hours ago

Who would’ve guessed Blade going to Vegas would end in disaster? Oh yeah, everyone

@LeafLight-h8c 17 hours ago

They NEED to make a happy wheels character based off of him

@grish420 18 hours ago

You know its bad when people in vegas are giving you looks and complaining about you. Its vegas, they have litterally seen the worst degenerate behavior.

@NachoGrizzz 18 hours ago

"blood rage road rage on a scooter" = modern shakespeare

@Longlivefrostbite 18 hours ago (edited)

you know what, I think I'll go to recovery before I end up like this

Edit - thanks everyone for the encouragement

@2-Corrupt 18 hours ago

You can hear his veneers falling out

@HayleyCakes2.0 18 hours ago

He's forever going to be one of those "frat boy" types. Never change, never grow up. If he wasn't so awful it might actually be kinda sad

@ayok101 11 hours ago

Really feels like we're fast approaching the series finale with Blade. Personally I think he's totally beyond help at this point, he's just using alcohol to numb the fact that he's ruined his body and wasted years of his life being a drunken mess.

@KYLE-D17 18 hours ago (edited)

Blade is insane! 😂

No filter at all, I cannot stop laughing

@andrewthorsten3809 9 hours ago

Blade rolling around vegas like the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.

@Big5mokE719 14 hours ago (edited)

"I already lost my toes how would you ladies like a few fingers" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a grip

@zachreitan3859 18 hours ago

"I'm gunna give you a VCR player, so you can watch the Dallas Cowboys win a superbowl"
Another fire Drum and Bass drop.

@Poliswagins 16 hours ago

“You coulda gotten it in the depression” I’m gunna admit that was funny af

@m.ccheddarbox874 16 hours ago

I hate when anyone gives anyone else a hard time at their job especially when they dont deserve it.

@FosterFreeze 16 hours ago (edited)

This is sad, scary and hard to watch simultaneously. I'm listening to this more so than watching because its so uncomfortable. I am shocked to find out in Vegas you can't get a DUI on an eletric scooter. The law is going to become changed because of blade. Dudes a menace.