Hey crabbos, sorry for the missing commentary and whatnot in today's stories. Moderna shot side effects made it significantly more difficult to make this video. Next video will be better! 🦀👑

"All you women are the same!"
Meaning they have standards and don't have time for neckbeards.

Imagine making a cool game with a touch of mistery and betrayal building up to a badass villain. Only to switch it for a sex depraved cat dmpc, what a shit excuse of a dm

I love when CritCrab uses his edgelord voice. It always takes me back to hearing about someone with emotionless, doll-like eyes...

So when you're into a woman who's _already dating someone_, everything's fine, but once she rejects you then you don't want her "used hole" anymore? Classy.

4:05 that F-bomb could NOT have carried more malice

- Edgiest Furry
"How Original..."

- Goes into a racist rant.
"Daring today, aren't we?"

- Is a neckbeard
"Fucking hell, I'm in."

gf: starts speaking Spanish
op: chuckles "I'm in danger!"

"'Everyone except Lorenzo" is the new "all except Fehkar"

For the record, the vast majority of the furry community does not tolerate racism. We try to be as welcoming as possible, but tolerating racists is how you brew more racists.

A homophobic furry?! The furry community is like 80% gay, how tf does this dude come to terms with that?

This guy literally saw Beastars, noticed he has a wolf character and there as a cute dwarf rabbit and was like “Finally and I roleplay my fantasy 😍😍” and forgot he was in reality

"He is an edgy furry..."
- uh-hu...
"... He is a wolf"
- OH OF COURSE HE IS A WOLF XD

The dude's character was a literal lone wolf. The fact that he was also a gross wannabe harem protag weeb and racist... How does a human tick so many horror story boxes?

Playing older characters can be a lot of fun. I had a character (a master thief) die once, so my next character was my old character's adoptive father, mentor, and fence. He was in his sixties, walked around with a cane (hiding a cane sword) and always complained about being "too old for this shit" and pulling the "I'm just an old man!" card every time he was in a tough spot. But his goal of resurrecting his deceased child eventually came to fruition before he died. And damn do I miss ol' Anton

21:32 genuinely sounds like the type of plot you hear before goku unlocks another form.

"I have something you can wrap around and squeeze."

"Your throat indeed does look like it'd break easily"

TBH if someone's actively trying to supplant an IRL relationship and saying "you know, they're probably cheating on you" I think that's pretty solid grounds to kick them on the spot

"There's another furry story and it's coming right now!"

Phrasing, little Crab. Phrasing.

honestly the whole idea of a "lone wolf" character is kinda silly, cause when lone wolves leave a pack, it tends to be because either there was a dispute in leadership or food is scarce, and it's typically the latter. even then when a wolf matures they leave their own pack to either start their own or join another, which helps with genetic diversity and making sure resources in one area isnt overused. if anything a wolf character would prolly treat a ground or party as their pack, and do their best to make sure everyone gets along and works together, not act like a dick. of course, that's just one interpretation of how one could be played, but personally that's prolly how i would play a wolf character; a level-headed person who treats their party as family and does anything to make sure they all are well.