Introducing Ed Sheeran as “local scone, inventor of the guitar” is so unhinged

“a third plane has hit the swiftie towers” is such a WILD sentence

Thinking abt a 19 yo being humiliated on stage in front of millions makes me so impressed that she didnt just straight up shat herself and sobbed bc thats what id do now so imagine at that age

"contemporary youth pastor core" to describe john mayer is a masterstroke ✨

"so dignified in your well pressed suit" being a lyric about JOE JONAS sends me every time

andrew garfield being referred to as “tick tick boom motherfucker” will never not be hilarious

the whole 2009 vma kanye drama is so wild to me because Taylor didn't even win the award for best video, she won the best female video award and Beyonce literally won THE best video award so like what was even the point???? but grateful it happened because it gave us one of the juiciest celeb feuds ever and the reputation album so

“I’m not interested in details”
proceeds to make an hour long video on every detail of Taylor swift

“former child, taylor swift” fucking KILLED me. like, i’ve been wiped out and i wasn’t expecting it

I love how you explain something that happened and then say "this alluded to" [insert song lyric] as if the world we live in is based on Taylor's discography and not the other way around.

its crazy to me that an hour long video can only scratch the surface of taylor swift lore.

the way "picture to burn" is so underappreciated, like "i really, really hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive," is lyrical genius and my six y/o self was screaming it at the top of her lungs

the reading of John mayer's masterpiece "Why You No Love Me" was so touching, I started crying and cried for the rest of the video. You truly captured the emotion in the lyrics, thank you so much carley

I don't know if Taylor is actually bi but i think its inspirational that she's equally messy with girls and guys. Thats real feminism right there.

I’ve been thinking lately as a sociology student that Swifties would be such a fascinating subject for studies, and I’m right

Just wanna say about the middle part there: Ed Sheeran's documentary the sum of it all made me cry so hard he just had a really rough time with his pregnant wife being diagnosed with cancer, a week later his best friend dies, a week later he's in a court case he eventually won but was dragged to hell by the press, and another friend died whist in the court case.. thats horrific and i felt so much sympathy for him 😢 i think everyone whether a fan or not should watch that documentary because essentially it wasn't about a musician but it was about grief.. hard recommend. He also said he had like hour long conversations with taylor all the time and i adore their friendship🥺

You’ll have to make an update video in 6 months since Blondie is in her messy era 💀

You're so real for depicting the John Mayer corn to keep the audience engaged and informed

i'm right in the middle of a taylor swift hyperfixation and you're literally my favorite youtuber i feel so blessed rn

Taylor Swift’s lore is like MCU 😵‍💫 The way her music ties with it and so many famous people are involved is so crazy.