In the second one I started dying bc my dnd group is called shadow wizard money gang and we have like 4 wizards, a bard, a fighter, and me the cleric. It’s absolute chaos😂😂😂

13:00 or, the villain glares. "Acorns are poisonous if not prepared properly, so no." Or "... I'm both versed in magic and not an idiot... no!"

1:25 bro the dancing goblin absolutely killed me 💀💀💀😭

@9:20 "You know, they really should put the warnings BEFORE the mission..."

One day people will realize there is a difference between creative spell use and being an asshole to your DM. Attempting to Plant Growth a tree inside someone very cleanly falls into the latter.

6:28, Brennan Lee Mulligan, "Galier is Just A Guy!"  Why do we always fall in love with normies who could die anytime, lol

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Omg, Weeping Angels-???

6:20 you got to admit that the barbarians shirt makes it better in context right.

10:27 don't blink

So I like clerics, but wanted to try necromancies, so I asked my grandfather to see if it would work, and he said no as the counteracted each other, so my grandma, who was right next to him, responded with “what if they’re different personalities?”
So now I have a super nice and polite necromancies, and a “I know you need healing, but why should I heal you specifically?” Cleric

"Ooo a puzzle!" to the most horrific nightmare inducing situation I've ever heard

DM Rebuttal: The spell stipulates that the plants become “overgrown”. This can mean growing beyond their size, but it can also mean being covering in plants. Since the spell only affects the ground, this is a more reasonable interpretation. Dragon’s digestive track is difficult terrain now though; for what that’s worth.

Or, perhaps more simple: No

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Me a doctor who fan: ...... O H    N O

0:57 My og dnd character is an elf wild magic sorcerer/fighter. I just LOVE the idea that he’s the one who accidentally awakens The Horrors AND he’s the one cussing and running

13:13 you tell them buddy! Just last week, I was visiting my deceased grandmother, and some couple saw me and my flowy robes, and accused me of necromancy! And it doesn’t stop there, during my trial, I was about to be proven innocent by the jury, but right before the verdict was given, the couple claimed that had charmed the jury, and I lost! I’m now on 6 months probation with an antimagic cuff on my ankle. Unbelievable!

13:00 That is not how plant growth works, plus based on how the sentence was worded for eating the acorns, they couldn't grow anyways. Based off the wording the acorns would have been chewed making them growing impossible. Also plan growth does not make a seed (Which an acorn is a seed) sprout and then grow, it only grows the plants already sprouted. Not to mention if you did have some way to argue both those points, the stomach acid would also make it impossible unless you cast growth while they were on the way down.

Thanks Zach. I finally repressed my knowledge of Crying Angels again and here ya are… reminding me they exist. Every. Fucking! TIME!

DM: you cant hide from Shai'haluud forever kiddies. He sees all

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Alternatively the villain becomes a man-tree hybrid using necromantic and druidic magic like an ent possessed by evil wizard
Or whatever else your villain is: tree-ghost barbarian, tree-ghost nobleman, etc.

Bro, these videos are some of my favorite. Thanks rumi