"I'll be your adblock"

*proceeds to stop and read out all the ads to us...

After going so long without the sustenance that is nl’s takes on groceries and similarly mundane items, the savior has returned to tell us why our favorite drink is actually dogshit.

describing bubble tea as “swanky juice” is why no one else can fill the NL void

the fact that water didn't go in to "I'll stick with water, thanks" is a tragedy

S-Tier not being named "Juice Me" is devastating.

It's a weird time in the world that my favorite content on the internet is a bald man ranking grocery items and judging redditors

Gotta admire the art direction of 2007 meme formatting for 95% of these beverages.

NL simply had to tank the analytics, 1M subs was coming was too fast.

I used to work with a 45 year old woman who said at least once a week that "The taste of water makes me puke" I am still not convinced she was actually human.

NL: complains people having too much time on threir hands
Also NL: making tier list on drinks
Also me: watching man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time

Bro forgot he did a drink tier list. Get the nyquil latte up there

"I would never order a Gatorade at a restaurant that's psychotic"  I fell on the floor laughing

I know it's just the tier names, but I'm highly entertained by the thought of going to a children's softball game, and getting banana milk out of the orange cooler.

These 90+ minute videos of NL just ranting about [home appliances/snack foods/drinks/TBOI items] are life to me.

The concept of ordering Gatorade at a restaurant is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks

"It's designed to taste like food a bee would eat." Is one of the most incredible things out of NL's mouth this year

"Most people just ambiently wander through life in a daze of consumption. 'Oh this is good!', 'sweet mmmm'. Every move they see: 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!', 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!'

I'm constantly turning the gears in there. Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good because it's hitting an animal part of my brain or does it just taste good because it's hitting an executive function level in my brain?

I compare and contract. I look at them across different continuums and gradients of criteria. That's why I'm the only one that has to do the tier list. God gives his hardest tasks to his strongest soldiers. So you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunching the damn numbers.

Bubble tea."

NL's rants like the one after the vanilla milk is the reason why I watch these 2 hr tier lists.

NL's bone broth bubble tea rant was the most surreal thing i've experienced all week. Truly the ravings of an utter madman

This man is the platonic ideal of the modern day stoic