"I'll let you read between the lines on that one" proceeds to go on legendary rant

“Every restaurant has a kids menu.”

That’s a self report, chatter

"Why do you care?" -chatter who has never held a conversation for more than .569 seconds

I never liked an onion and never will, they always made my mom cry and I can never forgive that

“anyways, thats my thoughts on picky eaters” not even halfway through the video

"I can only eat nuggies because I'm poor" is the single worst argument I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. If youre struggling financially and still buying chicken nuggets every day, youre either not that broke or you are the reason youre broke.

"I'm a picky eater, but I eat ass. Explain." I fucking love the direction this conversation went down.

Chickpea/lentils was the perfect counter to the I'm broke argument. Gonna use this with my friends.

Calling poop eating “trickle down economics” might be the funniest thing ive ever heard

"i didn't eat rice, mostly because i thought it was annoying"
everyone in chat: ??????

"Damn baby girl, do it be shittin'?" hit me like a 1000-ton truck. Holy shit, lmao.

“Banter is the lifeblood of communication” this is a fundamental shift in my mentality going forward

the "im broke i must eat piggy slop" is so funny to me

I remember one time as a teenager I saw something new at a restaurant and said "Huh, I've never had that before, I've got to try that!". My entire family looked at my like I was a doppelganger, because they thought I was a picky eater. Turns out, I never really was a picky eater, my family just happened to serve the 3 food ingredients I hated most ALL THE TIME.

i was married to a chicken nuggets mac and cheese guy for 5 years but now i am 4 days divorced and can eat anything i want again

I was a very picky eater as a kid. Almost everything my parents made me try i found disgusting so I internalized at some point that anything new would taste bad too.

Turns out my parents are just bad at cooking and i actually enjoyed a lot of things when cooked by someone other than my parents lol.

"I don't think it's based to just eat mac & cheese and chicken nuggets as a 31 year old man.
The dream is not to never grow up (I think). The dream is to maintain the positives of youth, while also acknowledging that there are positive things about getting older."
- Northernlion

"That kind of disingenuous take is not going to fly with the Grocery King."  That's a fucking BANGER line!

If a grown man throws a fit over someone poking fun at their toddler diet, they won't survive the winter

My ex’s mom thought I was a picky eater but I just didn’t have the courage to tell her her cooking sucks