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Ranking sports based on the odds I'd be injured attempting them (Tier Lists)

Northernlion

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20 Comments

@EDoyl 2 years ago

me when I get to the Olympics and fighting 12-year-olds isn't an event 😨 what was my ass doing in the qualifiers

@bobtillich8306 2 years ago

the average 35 year old is who you see at Target on a Thursday while the average 12 year old is the greatest athlete you've ever seen

@drunkenprol 1 year ago

average 12 y/o for basketball: tall physical specimens capable of NBA level play

average 12 y/o runnings: weak, small legs, built for math and incapable of any level of physical activity beyond using a controller to play fortnight

@venahtmusic 2 years ago

NL boxing a12 year old: "It's going to get ugly."
NL encountering a 12 year old that knows judo: "I die."

@ry.b0 2 years ago

As an average 35 year old, in many ways, who recently ruptured his achilies while slowly jogging playing a friendly game of soccer I'm sorry to tell you injury/ death is the likely outcome for all events.

@g1ngrrrawr 2 years ago

NL has a ridiculously high opinion of the athletic abilities of 12 year olds

@sethmurrin5273 2 years ago

The rumours of the Tier List's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

@PleaseBudget 2 years ago

I'm convinced his whole chat has never played nor watched any sport in their lives but still bothers to yap about them

@jeremyr6114 2 years ago

Nothing hits like opening youtube to see an NL Tier list posted 1 minute ago

@DanielDNY89 2 years ago

As an archer I am impressed how accurately you have guessed what the outcome of a non trained person would have been at an Olympic range

@SiegeFritz 1 year ago

"I've got the Legs of Major Kusanagi when she rips the head of the spider tank at the end of ghost in the shell."
Real

@peterdafox 2 years ago (edited)

I like how all the biking stuff he'd either die or beat everyone.

@emrsrd 2 years ago (edited)

you're here for the banter, i'm here for NL's unprompted engineer and Luxembourg bashing

@juice17776 2 years ago

Does this mean that NL thinks a 12 could beat a Panda in a fight.

@lagspike7763 2 years ago

46:33 "The bicycle moves" when he talks about how he'd win in biking is so fucking funny ICANT

@mwalter98 2 years ago

nl has a pretty high opinion of an average 35yo person, so many people dont do any sports

@glebevstigneev484 1 year ago

I’m a trampoline gymnast, NL will probably never read this but training gymnastics or trampoline is just as safe as other sports IF you have a good coach and are progressing properly

@carlosdemare1599 2 years ago

the duality of man 43:08
18:32

@weDeady 1 year ago

I love this phase of NL telling grown men to get over it.

@u.2b215 2 years ago (edited)

Athletics could be it's own Tier List. I mean there's a big difference in finishing the 100m or the Pole Vault. Getting injured with the hammer throw, hurdles or the steeple chase would also be quite likely for most.