70k to be totally safe while a dude who you could potentially get to know well enough to be comfortable with and basically just say "good night" and "good morning" to, watches you sleep?

Sign me the fuck up. I'm in.

Memeulous in the long sleeves, a rare sighting to say the least

$50k a day for not showering is absurd. Some people would do it for $50 a day

I love the stupidly absurd ones in the sense that they're funny, but then some mfs are always on about some "but that would never happen" like its called a hypothetical for a reason 😭

The 70k one is a great deal. My partner works 3rd and i am always scared of being alone at night. Body guard!
I also have a lot of fears about medical emergencies and he would be there to call 911. I could get him CPR/first aid lessons and a gun.
This is obviously the cure for my crippling anxiety.

I heard George is wearing long sleeves to cover his new arm tattoo

£70,000 and a guy who will be awake all night as something goes wrong? That is free security

7:53 as a stereotypical girl gamer, The Sims 3 or 4.
Promotions can come in the form of expansion packs.

George wearing a different t-shirt doesn't feel right. What's next, a white t-shirt?! Where does the madness end?!

2 million is NOT enough for that Barnes and Noble book challenge that's basically the same as the 10 years time freeze but worse bc you can't leave the building and have to eat starbucks food

George thinking he’s gonna get drone striked by Iran

I'd take the first deal and have him bring me a cup of tea when I wake up

the $10bn freeze time one would be kind of great. You could still play videogames, and if you felt so inclined to make a long walking/bicycle trip, you could do a lot of murders that would greatly benefit society.

Definitely taking the first one, you will probably never have to work and you will get used to it

2:02 yes. Free money and a free bodyguard.

If I'm allowed mods, Minecraft is an easy choice.

Ur my fav hypothetical situation George ❤

We heard a plane going over our school today and my friend yelled "it's Iran. RUN"

The 10 year time freeze (being paid and not even aging) sounds like an introvert dream come true. I’d pick that in a heartbeat! (would still do it for far less money)

I’d also do the “only drink water” thingy. I’m already doing that anyway (with a coffee every few days but could do without).

The video game for 40h a week I could only do if I can pick the game and switch to another game every day.

Go back to 15 and bring a notebook of events and convince people you're a rebirth of Christ