I'll give them this....At least they didn't try to ruin an existing IP for once

Shrek did the whole "princess saving herself" schtick better 20 years ago. And that was intended as a joke, not something to be taken seriously

Kinda funny how Netflix keeps the trash but cancels the good stuff

Watching this movie with my dad was the funniest thing ever. At the end of the movie right before Eloidie walks out of the castle with the dragon flying overhead, my dad was like “is she gonna do the Rambo walk?”
rambo walk scene plays
“SHE DID THE RAMBO WALK” my dad just busted out laughing, it was hilarious

Did anyone else notice the inconsistency of the dragon's size? One minute it's the size of an elephant, next it's as big as a horse, then it's half the size of a castle. The movie industry needs to die and be revived by competent creators once again.

“Strong, female dragon” 😂 So regular female dragons can see themselves reflected on screen.

The sad thing is the classic tale of a brave knight saving the princess from a dragon is of romance not vanity. It expresses how far a man will go for a woman he cares for. No sane man would go fight a 50 foot fire breathing lizard that could eat him alive, its terrifying! But thats what men do for the women they love; They fight, they endure, and if necessary, they die for the women they love. It's very sad that all this unwarranted hatred of men has done its utmost to not only smother the things that might make us as men feel proud and inspired, but it has also coldly rejected and misunderstood how we express our love through our strength and actions.

the only question that keeps bouncing around in my head is
HOW THE HELL DID SHE SURVIVE THE FALL

"Strong female dragon"  
"Strong female diverse character"
Hilarious😂

I lost my mind at “Strong Female Dragon”

The movie is called Damsel and it came out in 2024 on Netflix. With that information alone, you can predict everything about it - the plot, the setting, ThE MeSsAgE, the characters - everything.

"But Rinker, I hear you say"
it is that level of humor that can go unnoticed that I just love so much. Never change.

I liked the part where the dragon burnt the kingdom of Diversitopia to the ground. Really relatable.

This movie isn’t entirely generic.

“Strong female dragon”. That’s a new one!

This damsel got no maidens.

"Millie Bobbie Billie Jean King James Earl Jones Brown." I can't stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣 Well done Rinker!

My favorite part was how, in the beginning of the film, Brown was struggling to swing the axe to chop wood. Fast forward a bit, and she's using her massive upper body strength to vertically climb a rope without using her legs for a 100 foot plus distance.

"strong female dragon" got me crying in laughter

Netflix's original movies have gone from bad to worse. Like damn

When somebody tells me they don't know what 'plot armor' is, I tell them to watch this movie