You know it's gonna suck when a movie about vampires can't even show actual blood

Jared Leto needs to be cast playing a generous and kind man so his method acting leads to him actually treating everyone around him like human beings.

Truly compelling - a struggle of a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical

I liked the part where he said "She's Morbiously Obese" when referring to a fat person that could potentially die from being fat.

A role that requires you to suck, and you exceed expectations.

"Unspecified virus of unknown origin" never gets old xD

Fact:

Sonic movies have defeated 2 "Superhero" movies twice on Box Office.
The first Sonic movie defeated Birds of Prey and the sequel defeats Morbius.

The best way to describe Morbius is that it's like a zombie movie where the zombies just punch people.

"Some muthafuckers are always tryin iceskate uphill."

Maybe the most apt statement yet made on the post-2020 world.

You gotta hand it to Jared for having the ability to choose shitty movies from both DC and Marvel.

Morbius could have worked as an r-rated anti-hero horror movie, but Sony got its hands on it.

You obviously missed the scene where morbius broke the fourth wall, reached out of the screen and morbed on all of these people in the audience

Can't believe he said this about Morbius 😱. Morbius is one of the movies out there, it sold tickets and exists.

"Disorder that leaves him weak, emaciated, and just barely clinging on to life. He's like your average vegan only less preachy"
Great stuff as always

"Anticoagulants. Deadly to bats... fatal to humans."

-Brilliant scriptwriting

I loved the scene when he did a backflip through a window, landed on the superhero-pose, looked at the camera and said " Let's get morbin' "

The thing is, James Gunn has already proven that you can take even the most obscure characters and still make a great movie. Morbius's issue wasn't the fact that they picked characters barely anyone knows anything about; it was the fact that they didn't go all in and embrace the concept. Sony always makes this mistake.

I nearly fell out of my seat when he said "It's Morbin time" and then proceeded to Morb all those guys. Such delivery, so good. Truly one of the movies that was ever made.

This is one of the movies ever made.
I give it a Rating/10

edit: okay why does this have 1.6k likes, it isn't that funny lol

lol i love how automatic subtitles sometimes call Morbius "More BS"