"He's always condescending."
"He's always attractive"
Lol

Caleb is just collecting evil purple boyfriends

listen, if matt is going to do anything, it’s flirt with liam

(Fjord wakes up, and sees both Beau & Caleb shaking in a cold sweat)

Fjord: "Did...did you two have a dream about a giant eye ball?"

(Beau & Caleb both look at each other, and slowly nod)

Fjord: "And have you absorbed an eye or sphere into your body?"

(they both inspect their bodies, find the eyes, and nod)

Fjord: (nodding) "Beau; find a new religion. Talk with Caduceus. I think he has some pamphlets. Caleb...just remember: You don't have to actually EAT the books."

Fjord: "...now go back to bed."

(Fjord goes back to sleep; leaving both Beau & Caleb confused)

Fjord: "...and don't sleep with any pirates!"

The first time ever Beau’s deep speech was useful in any capacity

Fjord in the next episode: "a giant eye in a dream? been there, done that, nope nope nope"

No matter how much different Lucian is, Molly will always find Caleb attractive. I want to ship them SO HARD

This episode was basically a Taleisen wet dream.

Sam's beard has confused me as to what his natural hair color is.

Welp now we gotta save lucien so Caleb can start a harem of handsome boys

“I think that’s enough reading, for now.”

He knew.

Lucien: “Not gonna lie, this is a.. very welcome change of pace.. my thanks.”
Caleb: “If you’re a good boy, we can do this every night.”
Lucien: “I like it when you’re condescending. It’s attractive.”
Cad: “He’s always condescending.”
Veth: “He’s always attractive!”
Lucien: “That’s dangerous.”

Molly, Lucien, and Kingsly all flirted with Caleb I swear they just have a type.... It's Caleb that their type.

When Caleb's evil boyfriends leaves him with a mark

"Who's havin' the fucked up dreams now!?" - Tarvis Wiggleworm

All of the the Molly X Caleb shipper screamed at the one line, because I did

I remember seeing Liams face at 3:34 and just thinking "OH drop it Liam! How are you surprised after all that that junk happened when reading the book, that YOU TWO are dealing with some messed up dreams! You"re not surpised! You are ABOVE THE MOON with excitement"

I image Travis' thought when Matt called out to Caleb and Beau were "See how you like this when it happen to YOU!!!"

I feel like Beau and caleb got involuntary levels in warlock

Sam's going full Viking with that beard