my lawyer has informed me I should “ask people to like and subscribe” because it “helps my channel significantly”

DISCLAIMER: My lawyer is a dog and we are in love.

My favorite fact is that the two lead actors fell in love during the filming of this movie and they are still happily married with kids lol

Okay, but the backstory on this movie is even wilder. It was funded by a church who was told it was a story about a woman who finds love with the help of God and Jesus Christ. Neither of whom are mentioned in this movie. The church was IRATE when they found out the real plot. Also, money ran out so the actors were paid in cabbages from the writer's garden.

When you learn that Glickman was paid something like two melons and a bag of wontons for an afternoon of work, his performance makes a lot more sense. That is precisely two melons and a bag of wonton's worth of unscripted effort on screen.

Discovering there's supposed to be music in this is the biggest plot twist

For some reason Youtube decided to flashbang me by starting the video at the point where the dog says to the guy, "lay off, I'm not gay." I had to just walk away for a bit lmao. What even is this movie.

"What took you so long?"
What, do you think people get reborn as full grown adults that just pop into existence, Lisa? We can excuse a dog with human intelligence that only transforms into a human at night due to a magical puddle, but instantaneous growth is where we have to draw the line.

I feel like this started off as a script for a prn

wait a second you’re not danny gonzales….

I love that they just covered the dog in jam for the death scene 💀💀💀

This girl is OBSESSED with green.. green clothes, green walls, green phone, literally everything.

I know it's not the craziest part, but did Prince just walk up to the filming crew as a dog alone, acted as instructed and then got payed as a dog?!

I assume Prince took so long to come back is because he was reborn as a baby and had to grow up. Because this relationship wasn't unsettling enough.

"Lisa's dating a half man half dog" so she's dating a reverse werewolf 😅😭

I think Danny really understated the weirdness of this movie

I was reeeeally hoping he was a man cursed to be a dog.
At least the dog is adorable in a normal way.

girl what was that

So, not so fun fact, a while back I heard of this movie and that it was absolutely disastrous. Well at the time I lived completely alone and had been for 4 years, so l'd watch anything I could for free on YouTube (because I have no internet, only cell service on my phone), even so bad it's good. I ran myself a hot bath and put my phone on a shelf and chilled out in the cold winter, just trying to keep warm and take my mind off the crippling loneliness.

I made a horrible mistake.

It was not "so bad it's good", it wasn't even normal bad. It was disgusting and felt borderline illegal at some points. The dog cheering as the girl cried after being assaulted actually ruined my entire mood. Alvin Flang shot my cats, called me every slur for every race, poisoned my well and burned my shed house to the ground.

"you pay the rent, ill sniff my butt" made me laugh harder than it should have

You're tearing me apart lisa!