I don’t think Joe realizes how hard it would be to jump on the tall animals backs

the fact that he thinks he has ANY chance with a zebra is laughable lol

Bro thinks he’s Hercules 😭

You aren’t jumping on a ostrich’s back Joe 🫩

Poison: Bite it, you die
Venom: It bites you, you die

Joe doesn’t realize that if you get on something’s back it will buck you off instantly

This video tells me Joe has not watched casual geographic

I had a friend who was so adamant he could beat a cow or a horse in a death battle unarmed, it became very obvious he had never seen one in person up close. Most people's reaction the first couple of times is "I better move slowly, if I startle this thing it might kill me" and that is a good approach to take around a full size horse or cow. No part of you will ever stop an animal that big, not even your whole body holding just one or two of its legs. They can completely ignore you and trample you with no effort at all and the weight difference is disgusting. If these animals move into your path you become a bowling pin

Him silently moving kangaroos from 50% to 20% after the chatter is hilarious 💀🤣
8:58

The crazy thing is him putting the wild boar at 100 percent. He has no idea lol

33:50 Hey, don't judge an emu, we lost a war to them....

joe not knowing how fast sloths can actually attack makes me scared for him lmao and like, the orangutan murders him 100% of the time????

Bro thinks a crab is more dangerous than a bald eagle

Orangutan being lower than 0% is insane. They could tear people apart out of curiosity.

“My odds are better against a wildebeest than a zebra” is crazy

31:51 joe describing himself like hes a super soldier😭

I can’t stop thinking of how Joe would have a goofy ass family guy fight  with these animals

6:25 expected to see the bodybuilder iconic kangaroo

Summary of this video:
Big animal,"i just die"
Medium-sized,"if i get on its back i win"
Small,"I destroy it"

17:15 It's always interesting when people say "no you can't use even basis stuff". Like, the whole point of our evolution is that we evolved to adapt to most environment by making it into our tools. While animals basicly evolved into tools fit to survive a certain environment