Matt made the best decision ever when he decided to start posting on the worst day of the week. It makes Mondays just a bit more tolerable

8:14  matts son will be at school or something and someone will come up to him and say “umm hi mate, what does your dad do?”
“Umm…. He is a…umm… he… he cooks..’

My cat ran into my room and jumped on my lap right after Matt said "A cat approaching you is like a visit from an angel"

Funnily enough, I got this notification at the same time as one for a video essay on the assassination of jfk. Your thumbnail, fittingly, was right on topic!

I used to be subscribed to both the Beatles’ official YouTube channel and Smosh, and I once had two of their shorts lined up in my subscriptions feed that made it look like a younger, happy-looking Paul McCartney and a younger, angry-looking Anthony Padilla were playing an intense game of patty-cake with each other and it made me laugh like an idiot for 10 whole minutes.

8:31 I love that the expressions in the PfPs on both posts are the exact opposite mood of the post lmao

Best example I've seen personally was on reddit a few years ago:
* a post announcing the death of the Duke of Edinburgh.
* a post on a Warhammer subreddit declaring "EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE".

David Lynch randomly holding a pepper would kinda be on brand for him

10:36 missed opportunity it call it “Mooanthropy”

a centipede is watching this video with me. i think he likes it

"Matt" and "Rose" line up perfectly

8:02 this man truly goes further than he needs to every time

1:53 the SKIN COLOR lining up too makes this an ASTRONOMICAL combo

11:28 The vasectomy

9:34 furby jumpscare

8:06 Imagine Matt's neighbor seeing him walk outside dressed as a ballsack 💀

6:38 “I am going to eat these later, don’t worry”

Now all I can think of is Norm from Phineas & Ferb going “I like my eggs crunchy 🤖”

4:25 absolutely perfect, in both the context of the media in question, and the titles.

8:15 the dedication to the bit, we salute you sir lmao

6:30 Oh…so that’s where the Egg Bois came from.