Hello and bad news! Your next morsel of Matt Rose has been pushed back AGAIN to next Monday 17th now 💀 We've had a fairly calamitous week in the Rose Household and unfortunately editing my stupid voice reading out gibberish has not been a priority.

I know I know, first GTA VI and now this eh? My apologies again, will make it up to you all somehow I promise, thank you everyone.

MATT ROSE ISN’T PREGNANT (ANYMORE) BUT HE STILL DELIVERS 🥹✌️

"Chat did I cook?"
French people asking their cat if they prepared food earlier

an absolute banger from the house md fandom:
‘how can yall hate house but love chase??’
‘me, in disbelief at my fellow preschoolers favourite games:’

convo i had in my gc once
"I JUST LOST 30 POUNDS"
"british people when they go gambling"

Me discussing what paint to have on my flowers:
(Matte Rose)

“GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?” — “Medieval herbalist when their supplies are late” is my personal favorite lol

one of my favourite genres of posts

My dyslexic ass read the title as “Posts on a different console” and I thought it was gonna be like ‘sent from Samsung smart fridge’ and other weird devices

"All shops are stationary"

Said like somebody who has never been overtaken on the motorway by an Ice-Cream Van.

you forgot my favourite
“pls pls pls don’t be poly”
“me when I’m a pirate and see a dead bird on the ship”

Matt, don't apologize for sounding different due to the flu. This is the same fanbase that thought you and jeaney collects sounded exactly the same. Nobody noticed.

I think about "They took vine from us" "Gorillas discussing deforestation" and "I miss vine" "Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the forest floor" almost daily

The "Homebrew monster" one
I can't tell if they're referring to like, the energy drink, or ideas for a new enemy in DND

As an avid Tumblr user this is exactly my kind of shit, thank you

One of my tumblr moots has a tag called “posts from an alternate universe where fish have social media” and you’d be surprised at how often it a) comes up and b) makes perfect sense

This reminds me of a convo I had w my friend
"I love chuu" (from girl group loona)
"Trains be like"

when you repurpose the lamp posts to serve as goal posts:

The dude replying “Delete this off my post” in pink cheerful font is sending me

I think this is literally my favorite genre of post, PLEASE do more videos on it. I love this so much