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How to fool others that you're a Doctor:

1. Wear a doctors coat with stethoscopes
2. That's it

Imagine being deaf in the live audience, and just standing there scratching your head.

The 2nd hand embarrassment from the fake sign language was actually killing me 💀💀💀💀she was straight dancing

Malachi is a prime example of a smart individual who chooses to use his mountainous potential for malignant purposes. As impressive as it is painfully frustrating. We all know that kind of person.

You should look into Tania Head. Her actual name is Alicia Esteve Head and spent years impersonating a 9/11 survivor. She had a fake husband that died in the north tower, became a survivor ambassador, and was involved with so much before being caught.

The guys who acted like they were mentally challeneged to get diaper changes are the creepiest, loneliest people I've ever witnessed.

Im so amazed that anyone believed malachi was over 18 years old, he has the most baby face I've ever seen!

I'm Deaf and fluent in ASL. It's fully insane to me the fact that she is signing things tangentially related to what's happening, and she's using actual ASL handshapes. The sign she used for "murder" was actually the correct sign, for example. She fully looks like someone after half a semester of ASL 1.

The fake cop dude was playing a dangerous game. I couldn’t imagine if he pulled over someone who’s already in trouble with the law and had nothing to lose

What's really crazy is that not once did anyone at the hospitals the guy went to think to do a background check on him. He just showed them a diploma and that was all they needed.

"everyone wants to be a body builder but nobody wants to lift them heavy ass weights"
- A great Philosopher

With how weirdly she was waving her hands and grimacing, it's astonishing that the fake interpreter got murder right several times.

Dude, Malachi's one dedicated con man. I should be mad but instead I'm just impressed by the confidence and the sheer audacity

The stupid thing is, the fake doctor guy could probably make a damn KILLING in multiple career paths with that level of confidence and the ability to constantly find solutions. Like the dude managed to continue that con way longer than most ever would be able to. I'm actually a bit impressed. Hopefully he learns his lesson and can channel that kind of thinking into more legitimate means of making a living, guy will go far if he does.

I'd like to think with the last lady's criminal record, her sign language "display" was just a distraction while her team in the back robbed a bank vault or something.

As someone who is disabled and struggles to get people to take me seriously (because I'm 'too young to be disabled') it honestly makes me so angry that people pretend to be disabled for clout or some sick fetish. Literally, I was at the grocery store the other day in one of those motor carts because I walk with a cane and I still get looks or people getting mad at me for using them. Or also old people telling me to move out of the disabled seats on the bus. The fact that people are not only able to pretend but also profiting or pretending to be a resource for disabled people/taking advantage makes them some of the worst scum.

Malachi’s efforts to impersonate a doctor seemed more difficult and complex than just going to frakkin’ med school. 😂

Inmate: "What did you get arrested for?"
Rudledge: "Having a woman change my diapers."

Well, he's about to be a laughing stock of the entire jail.

Malachi’s mom is guilty of enabling this foolishness too. She even took a professional photo with him wearing his lab coat 🥴 That boy isn’t trying to help anyone, he’s just a thief full stop