Jerma skipping an important cutscene but finding the secret hospital exit is peak Jerma

“Whats the total amount of deaths through a normal play through”

“About 15”

That is the biggest fucking lie chat has ever said

I love how he explains his elaborate plan to clear the entire floor in one go and as soon as he’s done he gets instantly fucking merked by the first enemy that sees him

33:18 The most Hotline Miami moment I’ve seen, unloading into a hallway and killing almost everyone, then getting merked by someone you didn’t notice through a window

18:07 The mobster on the left died in such a spot and in such a death sprite that when the explosion occured, it looks like his abdomen got crushed by the door

i see you have an affinity for editing the meltdown streams, i like it. nothing quite like a jerma meltdown.

We don’t talk about the accent jerma tried to give the homeless guy

"It's a giant Megaman gun...never mind, it's a set of golf clubs."
                                                                - Jerma Jermson, 2021

In 7th grade my history teacher told us about how the ability to manufacture identical products was cool to the common people because they could have the same teacup set as the queen and I didn’t fully under how those people must have felt until i found out i have the same mouse as Jerma

I was getting upset that Jeremy wasn't good at the game until I realized that I played exactly like this my first time

holy SHIT i forgot just how good the hotline miami soundtrack is

13:07 is mechanically hilarious

Technically when Jerma is explaining how he is perspiring at an advanced rate when he is inside he is not wrong as it depends on whether he is on the top or bottom floor of his house, also which room as that will factor in, and including insulation inside the house depending on certain insulating materials, Jerma also explains while he is outside he doesn't perspire as frequently you are outside you are subject to the elements like wind and humidity, etc.








In conclusion Jerma, threw up a sleeve of Oreo's in his moms bed

Rat on Couch: Miami

10:06 his best homer impression by far

23:49 Jerma channeling his inner morty

48:23 This guy doin a 720 no scope with a shotgun

i cant stop thinking of 16:06 like the genuine fear reaction is really getting to me.

Something I still find pretty funny is the explanation given by the devs for how Jacket and Biker both survived their confrontation. Explaining that Jacket was still having hallucinations since he'd recently had his brains blown out but survived, which makes sense, along with Biker tripping out on his preferred drug of choice and winding up hallucinating his part of the fight, which also makes a good amount of sense since having access to drugs in alternate history Miami; which is basically the drug-trafficking capital of the USA, where the main bad guys are a crime syndicate. It isn't exactly a bard blow on your suspension of disbelief considering all of the cocaine that's trafficked through Miami alone, along with all the other drugs run through there even now in the real world.

It's almost like a fucking Metal Gear Solid plot twist, or an integral plot/gameplay idea, to be completely honest; normally a completely brain-dead idea and/or concept but, given proper context and potentially pseudo-scientific explanations, wind up making enough sense as to not completely destroy your immersion or preventing you from suspending said disbelief, except way less confusing than the MGS series story can be.

Do you ever watch Jerma so much you find yourself talking like him in your daily life? You understand?