jerma plays this game in such an insane way that im hearing voicelines i've never heard before after hundreds of hours

"oh somebodies bleeeding!!" he exclaims literally 6 seconds after stabbing two guards 57 times.

jerma, not content with stealing just objects but also the life of anyone unfortunate to exist near him

Why is he so cracked at b-hopping I laugh every time he does it he moves so gracefully like a swan

of all the games to play with a single earbud

>"I found his book stash or somethin"

>"What is this place?"

Local illiterate streamer unaware what a library is

hit hit hit "You cant hurt me with that thing!" hit hit hit "that puny thing cant hurt me!" hit hit hit "you think that can harm me?" hit hit hit "This tickles!" hit hit hit "Your attacks are useless!" hit hit hit "Argh!" falls over unconscious

There are no zombies in this game.
There are zombies in this game.

My favourite part was when Jerma said they made a remake 4 years ago and he was talking about the 2014 reboot for Thief for the PS4, a whole console generation ago

It’s pretty interesting when Jerma actually plays the game for a change of pace

13:06
"Alright I gotta get rid of the blood!" He yells, before dropping to the floor to suck it off the cobblestones

jerma knocking people out and dropping them on a fire "i thought i was killing them? i thought i was getting rid of the bodies"

I was today years old when i realised that in Dishonored the assassin training a novice in daud's hideout is a reference to this game's tutorial. The dialogue is almost identical.

jerma is that guy in a horror movie that just dies by watching the horror come at them and doing nothing about it

51:46 Jerma be the type of person who would walk up to a locked prison cell and say OPEN THE DOOR

one day i'll open youtube and there will be a long edit of Jerma's Oblivion playthru

always check the toilet for treasure, my wise angry master taught me

For future me, gulp is at 59:35, arrow in the back is at 1:10:15, worst aim is at 1:12:05, he has a sword is at 1:57:01

i love the way that whenever a bit enters jerma's mind he has to physically stop himself from acting it out

I only trust dumptruck for all my Jerma long edit needs, they're simply the best.