My favorite part is that each vampire getting their own unique power is a... twilight... thing

"Going back to the origins of the Vampire stories." Main character looks like the edgiest edgelord to ever edge.

"Sorry, Eric, but the blood you need is in another vampire".

The "vampires can't be photographed" thing comes from the fact that old-timey photography involved silver while developing the negative. And since silver rejects the image of a vampire, they don't show up on photographs! For the same reason they "don't show up in mirrors"... mirrors used to be lined with silver. Interestingly, they'd all show up in modern cameras and mirrors since there's no silver involved.

I just realized, Rose has all this vast vampire lore but she sends you after Steiner only moments from daybreak and tells you vampires are weak to sunlight, all while forgetting to mention that Steiner is the only vampire who becomes stronger in sunlight? She has Tom shoot you without knowing if you’d survive. She gets mad when the  elder vampires she sent you to aren’t the one you’re looking for, Rose is actually the main antagonist 😂

Imagine being a vampire at some point in the distant past.
You try and figure out what your powers are. Nothing works, frustration builds and you are mocked for not having powers.
Then one day, hundreds of years into the future. Someone sits you down in front of a keyboard and somehow you know how to program.
A skill that you could have learned in a couple of years.

Trivia fact:  The reason for the stereotype of vampires saying "bleh" comes from imitators making fun of the way Bela Lugosi pronounced the word "blood" when he played Dracula.

Fun fact: You see that quote from Eurogamer on the game's cover? It's from a preview. The actual REVIEW gave it a 3/10.

This feels like the videogame equivalent of someone going "Now i don't like X, but THIS is X done well" and then they show you the absolute worst bastardized version of X

“Twilight vampires are lame and stupid. We would never make such a cheesy concept. Instead, we have young rich LA snob vampires.”

"It tastes like a taco peed on my tongue." For years I've been trying to describe what a bloody Mary tastes like to me, and you did it in one sentence.

I literally thought of a better ending twist than what this game did. Rose is your sire and was using your amnesia to make you kill her rivals

Total Biscuit gave probably the most accurate appraisal of this game when it released:
"You play as a fledgling vampire who is completely useless at pretty much everything."

This game really shows why attention to detail is important. Because it’s not here and they definitely didn’t care. A poker game where everyone has the same card, really!?

Eric dragging a corpse up stairs looks like he's puppeteering the body.

The contrast between the developers´message and Count Duckula, Bunnycula and Nielsen´s Dracula is just gold!

Just putting this out there: vampires getting completely randomized X-Men powers?

Twilight did that too.

Not sure how many other vampire stories do that, but literally how it works in Twilight.

Just to make their instruction manual rant funnier.

Didn’t they say “if a vampire drinks someone’s blood and kills them, they become a vampire”? So, all those people Eric slurped are going to come back as vampires, and if they don’t get Eric’s blood, they’ll all become mindless killing machine ghouls. So there’s gonna be a ton of ghouls roaming the streets pretty soon, right?

Making a vampire game because you hate Twilight, is like making a game about Mario because you hate italians

The main  character's narration sure is the epitome of "Dark" as written by a 14 year old.