Yixuan is here! Check out Zenless Zone Zero's version 2.0 update to explore the all-new Waifei Peninsula and claim epic anniversary rewards: https://hoyo.link/Ynoiiyp4j | Xbox: https://hoyo.link/FarZF5Zp0
Make sure to use code ZZZ20REGGIE for 60 Polychromes and 6,666 Denny (Valid only for version 2.0)

"9% chance to hit" no problem.
The humble wall of 1000 radioactive cockroaches:

The Roach King summoning his army to defend him was absolute cinema

Asmongold sim

Nothing more relatable than your last save being 1 hour ago and then saving every 2 min after that the rest of the playthrough

Now combine this mod with the "Every gun fires a Nuke" and you have the perfect recipe for your PC to explode and level a small apartment complex

Sometimes I believe that Reggie is a goblin inside the sewers with a voice changer. Posting random stuff online to appear human. Either way. I like this goblin.

Ngl, the "There must always be a Lich King" ending was peak

Imagine the insane diamond city citizens conversations after that just traveling the wasteland meeting other people "beware the roach summoner he goes city to city summons over 500 roaches and then beats everyone to death "

26:11

the roaches pulled a "get down Mr. President!"

16:36 POTENTIAL SUGAR BOMBS SIDE EFFECTS:

-Mild dizziness
-Severe dizziness
-The sensation of spinning while stationary
-Temporary invisibility
-Sudden loss of moral direction
-Uncontrollable whispering of unfamiliar voices
-Chronic existential dread
-Mild to moderate time dilation
-Involuntary tax evasion
-Reverse aging only of your left foot
-Irregular sleep patterns synchronized to lunar cycles
-Sudden changes to birthday
-Teeth humming in D minor
-Hallucinations of insurance adjusters
-Development of a cryptic prophecy regarding the fall of civilization
-Gradual erosion of personal identity
-Perception of loved ones as strangers
-Dreams replaced with static
-Loss of emotional response to sunlight, laughter or birdsong
-Sudden awareness of the precise moment you will die
-Memories of a life you never lived, with regrets that are entirely your own
-A growing suspicion that free will was revoked without your knowledge
-An overwhelming understanding of your place in the cosmic order followed by disillusionment
-Constipation

4:42 Reggie, you can no longer “have” Preston, it was abolished

"That would implicate me in a murder which I did commit, but sincerely do not wish to be punished for."

I laughed way too hard at this.

"Once Slag was De-"
"No, no it's A Raid Boss Named Slag."
"That's what I said, Slag."
"No, no it's A Raid Boss Named Slag, like This Machine Kills Commies, you say the whole thing, A Raid Boss Named Slag"
"Can't we just call you Slag for short?"
"No Vaultie I'm A Raid Boss Named Slag!"
"Jake who is this person?"
"Vaultie are you deaf I'm a Raid Boss Name-"
32 Radroaches spawn and begin eating everyone.

26:21
Dear god they've absorbed
the nuke. It feels as if the gods
themselves are mocking us laughing in
our face but that's just my idiot savant
perk triggering 500 times in a row. How humbling.

I didn't expect to laugh this much

I was dreadfully unprepared for the whiplash of going from proposing to lock the Earth's rotation to keep China in darkness to force their evolution to mole people to a sponsorship from Zenless Zone Zero.  There's NO WAY they read that script, dude 😭

At this point, i think the Roach King is less dangerous than whatever the hell you are.

26:10 that pan to the wall of radroaches is way too funny

What a good, strong, Christian name. I would absolutely trust this man to purchase all properties in my city, and never question his motives carrying hundreds of bug men into our capital.

Good to see Reg's vacation in Turkey is going well.