Ben there, drowned that.

We are the daughters of the bens you couldn’t drowned

I hope I don't see any FUCKING statues that i HATE

I feel like a fly on the wall at a sleepover

It's really interesting how different the text is to the video tonally, because when Link bursts into flames and dies on screen, it's deeply unsettling and very eerie, but when the text describes it as "Link suddenly exploded and died", it's the funniest goddamn shit I've ever heard.

Me, clocking in for another shift at the Haunted Cartridge factory: "Man I sure hope I dont run into that FUCKING statue that I hate"

aw geez lois this is just like the weeping angels from doctor who

Call me a creepypasta the way I be drowning in these Benjamins 🔥🔥🔥

Its amazing how legitimately unsettling the videos are compared to how hilariously awkward the writing is

Dude, Ben fucking drowned, bro!  He was in the water and not swimming!

i don’t think any horror story can survive a 10 person group chat

The best way to make something scary to a reader is to say "it was like this other scary thing from popular tv show that is scary"

guys turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

50:04 “why am I feeling sad” I say as I play video game.
“Fuck you” said the fuck you guys who was in the video game I play.

the cleverbot conversation really makes it feel like something i would’ve written as a kid and thought i was so fucking smart for

when the old man appeared to say "goodbye then!" what he actually said was "go die then!"

I love to imagine the author's roommate walking into their room and seeing them sitting there playing majora's mask and occasionally sobbing and grimacing at the screen. like dude it's your turn to do the dishes wtf are you doing

- Put on this video to fall asleep
- fell asleep I THINK
- woke up with the worst fart pains I’ve ever felt in my life while the video was still playing “link suddenly exploded and died” while on the verge of throwing up
- commented to the best of my ability

EDIT UPDATE: yea dont worry ive farted real good since i posted this. The sun always rises💛

I love the part where he says "That's where my notes end" on top of another like 25 paragraphs of notes

Drowning my Ben til I meet a terrible fate