serious whiplash going from "pursue your elderly dreams you could be the next Samuel L Jackson" to "husband pissed in me"

In addition to this being blatant sexual assault, this could leave her with a yeast infection, a bladder infection, bacterial vaginosis, etc. So not only did he assault her, he caused pain and suffering that could potentially land her in the hospital if not caught and treated soon enough.

that one woman needs to report her husband for sexual assault and leave immediately…. like my jaw hit the floor when she said she already told him not to do it, he is so sick for doing it anyway🤢🤮

that poor woman.. i really hope she in a better situation now. i can’t imagine my partner not only violating my trust like that but also putting me at risk for an infection or something

for that black cat one, i would honestly go insane if i ever found out, the cat just needed time to adjust to the house. I am a huge cat lover and i would be ripped to shreds if i found out the person i built a life with got rid of my cat when it obviously had some sort of trauma, cats don’t do that for no reason. If he didn’t want to mess with the cat all he had to do was stop going around it, go in the house, put food down, then leave. it probably wouldn’t even approach him if he didn’t go up to it

“You’ll be having that!”
- Charity Goblin

It was right there!!!

Plot twist: the guys family knows that he is reverse pickpocketing them, and they are just pretending not to because they see the joy it brings him

The first story with the black cat, I was also wondering how the wife didn’t suspect the cat was different. I hope the original cat did end up finding a loving home. :(

Currently pregnant and it does not take much to make me cry these days, good or bad. Reverse pickpocket guy has me casually sobbing lol

The whole celebrity hall pass thing is so strange if you think about it for a second. It’s like some people view celebrities as being non human, or more than human. As if you sleeping with a celebrity doesn’t count because they are not a “normal” person. I don’t know, the mentality behind it is just weird.

Ngl I love when you blur out the whole paragraph except the sentence you're reading; my pea brain follows along so well that it makes me depressingly proud of myself

Cody’s ability to keep making goblin callbacks is truly admirable

Years ago we took my cat to the vet and it had to stay there for a few hours before we could pick it up. We came to pick it up and it was extremely aggressive. We asked the vet tech and she said that’s normal, the cat was probably just afraid. I turned around and sitting in the cage on the opposite wall was my cat, purring and waiting patiently.

Turns out they “accidentally” tried to give us a cat that was having trouble getting adopted because it was so aggressive.

As someone with a cat, I don’t think it’s real lol. Anyone with a cat knows their faces are all different and you would DEF notice the change

my partner thinks they have been ordering mcflurries in secret every couple of months since we moved in together, while im asleep. the only problem is that our apartment is pretty small and there isn’t anywhere to hide the garbage, so ive known about this habit since it began. i haven’t said anything about it because im not a huge ice cream enjoyer anyway, and i want to let them keep this incredibly wholesome ‘secret’.

i'd never forgive a person if they SWAPPED OUT MY CAT?!?!? that's psycho behavior

“No-kill” shelter does NOT mean no cats are euthanized. It just means in total, it’s under the threshold to be able to claim that name. If the cat is held for way too long where it’s damaging to their health and mental health, or they start attacking people, it’s likely that cat was still euthanized or moved to another shelter where again they could be euthanized.

We can only hope that the cat ended safe with another family; what that guy did was just not okay and validating it because it’s “no-kill” is an uneducated response.

Hall passes are NOT real. Don’t cheat on your partner

listening to the secret pizza story as i eat my secret doordash while my bf is at work and i’m off. it literally is the thrill of my week

I feel like only people who have never owned a cat would buy the first story. There's no way he could've found a nearly identical cat that easily, and any owner would recognize even the slightest difference, so it had to be almost twin-level identical for it to work.