The first guy saying she needs to see a counselor is great cause usually you say to see a therapist but in HIGH SCHOOL it would be a counselor

I love the first guy specifying “prom king nominees” instead of winners. Bro clearly didn’t peak hard enough smh

Cody not knowing what MC is while on the Main Character Subreddit is hilarious

Tilikum’s story is actually very depressing. He was taken from his mother at a very young age to be held in a tiny pool with two other orcas who essentially beat the crap out of him. Then he was taken to Sea World, where he was made to perform like a circus animal, and kept in an extremely tiny pool with no other orcas he could interact with. I highly recommend watching the documentary Black Fish which goes into his story in detail. Tilikum sadly passed away in 2017 due to the mistreatment he’d suffered since he was a baby.

"She died, so she's dead"

This is the type of groundbreaking commentary that spices up my lunches better than a mountain of salt and pepper

my favorite thing is that cody will come across the fakest video ever and fully believe it, but when the video is most likely real he questions it

“I’m 11 years old you’re 80” SENT ME 🤣🤣that’s literally the best response ever

Imagine bragging that you peaked at 16

kids owning adults is my favourite thing ever. to quote a classic "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

The story about the groundhog: Dude noticed his veggies being eaten so he put up a camera to catch the thief and what he found was this AH eating his crop right in front of the camera, taunting him. In the end he built him a little picnic table and he soon had a whole family of groundhogs munching while staring into the camera.

Guarantee the first guy still calls people the F slur while slamming coors light then goes home and cries in his letterman jacket.

10:20 no, you're not wrong. They still need to surface to breathe. If that blowhole is underwater for too long, then they'll drown. They're not fish, they don't breathe underwater.

The first guy feels like the kind of person who can't go five minutes without mentioning how cool he was in high school

the ground hog bit was hilarious “i might fvk around and not see my shadow” has me in tears

Cody, your empathy toward anyone who even might be battling addiction is so pure.
Always removing judgement when the person in the clip is intoxicated to remind us to treat addiction as an illness and not a spectacle.

NOOO DONT SELECT DEFAULT i wanted goblin 😢

19:50 For anyone curious about Chunk, the owner of the garden at first was annoyed but quickly came to love that Chunk is so bold and funny. Chunk lives under the shed you see in the video and the gardener just lets him take what he wants, even plans on making a garden just for the wildlife in his backyard in the future! Chunk has also recently been spotted with a lady friend, who also loves to eat in front of the camera with him!

“She died….. so she’s dead” lmaoo

That baby Orca actually probably is struggling to breathe. Marine critters already experience a lot of extra weight on their organs from the additional gravity they’re not used to feeling, then you add the additional weight of a whole human and…it’s essentially like having a large dog stand on top of your organs. UNCOMFY. Also, if you want actual accurate info on Tillikum and his trainers and the tragedies that occurred due to the mistreatment of the animals at Sea World check out the documentary “Blackfish.” If you couldn’t tell this is a little passion of mine lol

Wales do breath air they cannot breathe water 10:37