Lion:  Oh yeah 8 year old

Nutmeg: * Changes form in to a older man with grey hair and a nice suit. *   "Hi am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBCs to catch a predator, Why don't you have a seat?"

"... Everybody learns how to grow a spine in their own time."
I found humor in this statement purely due to the fact crabs are invertebrates.

I think calling him a “that guy” is extremely underestimating the situation. I believe the fact that he was willing to do this at all just furthers my belief that he’s just a straight up predator

“You are trying to railroad me!”
DM: And you want to railroad this into a rape scene. That is not happening.

"YoU'rE nErFiNg Me" and "I nEvEr Do AnYtHiNg UsEfUl"

The dude really acted as if s.xually harassing a child would be the most useful thing to do, and because OP didn't consent with this weird ass scenario in a tabletop rpg.
What he thought would happen? "Oh, Lion, you're such a wild card in the team, we can always count on you when we need a groomer, what a hero."
... The lack of self awareness is always amazing in RPG horror stories.

As a creepy aside, right at the point in the story where the creep said "I have nutmeg sit on the bed with me" the video immediately broke into cheering. I immediately looked up from my cleaning saying "what the f*ck" before realizing an ad for a sports channel had started running.

Dude was wanted to ERP with an 8 year old....so NO he doesn't get a second chance to "live his dream". You are 100% wrong on giving him another chance. Seriously other players were gonna bail because the Lone Lion was such a PoS

why do i get the horrifically concerning feeling he didn't say anything about it the next session was because he headcanoned during the week that the act was committed in full and as far as he was concerned he had that "special connection" to her, hence the clinging to her side

Lion: tries to do unspeakably awful things to Nutmeg
Me if I was the DM: “Nutmeg reveals her true form, that of *insert most powerful monster in the game setting here*. She immediately devours your character, and you don’t need to make a new one, because you’re out of this campaign. I don’t allow ped0philes in my games.”

that man is so telling on himself with the scent of bleach and metal smelling like a sex dungeon to him, and the immediate attempt to do, uh, THAT with a CHILD CHARACTER

All right, when I heard the first story I was like "Well, that was ok, OP is learning and yes, the guy was creepy, but at least nothing THAT bad happened." Than I saw there's 10 minutes left and I said...Oh God what have you done now lion?

Lion: "I asked Nutmeg if she ever thought about adult thoughts?"
DM: "I punch you in the f**king face." * proceeds to punch creeps face in *

Listen I may be asexual but I'm 90% sure that any room permeating with bleach and metal smells would NOT sound like a sex dungeon, nor would that turn anyone on.

EDIT: Came back and realized Lion """confirmed""" it was a sex dungeon because there was a bed in the lab room, despite OP having described it to be unused for a long time. 💀

Didn't even get to read the title/thumbnail before I felt pure fear, I saw Kotoko that was enough 💀

Don't blame the OP honestly. This is a situation that when you are not in it seems obvious. You can freeze up if you are not ready or experienced with garbage people

Perks of being DM…”NutMeg panics remembering that pedophiles belong on the wall” chose a spell that would kill off the character, fudge the roll, let him know his character is dead and let everyone else know why, then boot him from the server.

I know it's a minor part in the whole thing, but I'd like to point out: how was Nutmeg avoiding him "railroading"? Her ability to turn to smoke is something that was well-established and strength doesn't mean shit against an incorporeal enemy. It makes perfect sense for him to not be able to do.... this

"Bleach and metal smells"

My first post apon entering that room would've been

"Nutmeg... It's time to cook.."

Read the thumbnail as “I crab her” cause… you know, crab.

When Critcrab said he was going to throw up some warnings, I got up to the 'throw up' part and said "me too"