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20 Comments

@CountDankula Creator 3 months ago Pinned

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@CrownlessKingIX 3 months ago

Well if you’re going to gut punch us with Steve Irwin right off the bat, the least you could do is give him a Mad Lads episode.

@ajblair9114 3 months ago

I love how Dank's head is constantly blocking the o in count 🤣

@Mike-pr3sh 3 months ago

Steve Irwin was such a happy dude enjoying life. You know he wouldn't have hated the stingray even after it killed him.

@CompoundFraxure 3 months ago

Honorable mention: The lost Mythbusters episode wherein they discovered that a mix of easily-obtainable household chemicals can create a high-powered explosive, and it scared them so much they destroyed all the footage and everyone involved in production vowed to never speak about it.

@CreightonDevers 3 months ago (edited)

Fun fact: when Kennedy was killed his private secretary kept much of his stuff in the White House. Amongst the belongings included one of Marilyn Monroe's bras. The entire collection is now in a private museum in Gettysburg. Not media, but pretty convincing proof

@viriathas9910 3 months ago

They smoked our boy Harambe for standing too close to a random child, but that Orca had three homicides and got to retire.

@stormygeo 3 months ago

The 'stingray" that got Steve was actually a mossad drone.

@peterinbrat 3 months ago

"43 years old is a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter.."

@charlesvan13 3 months ago

The dorsal fins of Orcas only collapse in captivity.
They're far too large and intelligent to be kept in a tank.

@richard1311 3 months ago

"It's 2am"
-yeah.
"And you just got off of a long gaming session-"
-true.
"-with your friends."
-...you lost me.

@carolusmagnus9757 3 months ago

The Madagascar video, for one

@hushpoppyboii8401 3 months ago

You would think if they kept having incidents with the same orca that they'd just let it back out into the ocean 💀

@LemmyJackAndCoke 3 months ago

Steve Erwin's wife didn't want it out, i can't blame her

@Lagbeard 3 months ago

Hating politicians more than serial killers?

Honestly, that's understandable.

@boombonic666 3 months ago

Canadian here, yes we do in fact hate our politicians more than serial killers. They earned it.

@millennialchicken 3 months ago

"What ist ze charge? Eating a meal? A succulent deutsche meal?" - Armin Meiwes

@seantheextraguy 3 months ago

Honestly, you could do a whole Mad Lads segment on Steve Irwin. The amount of crazy shit he did in his life that 99% of humanity would never do is worthy of that!

@johnnyeccles 3 months ago

Met a guy who swore he saw a different angle of the Kennedy assassination that clearly showed the final shot coming from a pistol under the chin. It kept him awake at night, but nobody can find a video like that.