Katey claims she's "not that type"
No tails, no suits, no online hype
But why the paw-print mug and tee?
Why's her lockscreen a big raccoon OC?
Her browser tabs are swift to close
Her sketchbook's thick with "fox in clothes"
She scoffs at cons, says "not my crowd"
Yet squeals when fursuits pass aloud
She's "just a fan," she coolly swears
But every doodle's wolves in pairs
She'll say "coincidence," with glee
While hiding her fursona's backstory
So when she grins and plays it straight
Just know the truth: that furry's Katey

Man, this was just what I needed to get out of my writer's block. Thanks for sharing your depravity publicly, Katey!

“That’s not very ‘Be Our Guest’ of you!” - Belle after being stabbed in the eye by a sentient fork

In Katie's defense, I think it's kinda messed that wanting to bang an animal person makes you a furry when I think that designation should be better used for folks who want to BE an animal person.

That Beauty and the Beast tangent was fucking gold, that's why I enjoy Tomato

16:00 Gnome and the funny blackmail folder (just in case)

Thats the hardest ive laughed in a while, when he called him Mr Beast I fuckin lost it. Katey is right though, the beast was hotter as a beast.

Tamto is so real for that rant.

Wanting to have a beast inside you is okay it’s about not committing like a COWARD

The thumbnail is vile. Great job, Gnome.

gnome out here with the EVIDENCE

Katey's moment was right up there with the Isle bit, absolutely foul

"I LIKED HIM MORE AS A MONSTER MAN" is an opinion I've heard more than once about Beauty and The Beast, but I don't know how wide spread that ACTUALLY is and who's joking.

12:51 There's that Zapp Brannigan attitude.

I ordered a 'sweatshop sweatshirt' from Shein yesterday and they guaranteed one-day delivery, but after waiting for hours on end it didn't get here so I went to bed.
Then some fucking psycho showed up at 3am with like several dozen ballons poorly attached to his beat-up pickup truck, drifting into our cul-de-sac leaving skidmarks everywhere (and not just the tire ones), smashing into every mailbox and even some of the lamposts, and the whole time I hear him screaming in a back-and-forth conversation with seemingly no one about how "this isn't another The Isle moment" or something.

Great delivery, very polite, very professional, and the clothing got here in about as good condition as can be expected from Shein honestly. Four stars.

18:03 this entire conversation is incredible, haven't laughed that hard in a while

I was there and ima be real, i dont think i ever laughed that hard in my life when the Beauty and Beast bit went into full motion😂😂

LET THE BEAST INSIDE OF MEEEE

Gnome ascending by trampling Katey's corpse 👏

Gnome came with a receipt! 16:00

Gnome is going to be such a force of good when it comes to fighting revisionist history within the tomato lore circles